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when we arrived at the inn; all the beds were occupied; so that we were obliged to sit in a cold kitchen above two hours; until some of the lodgers should get up。 This was such a bad specimen of French accommodation; that my wife could not help regretting even the inns of Rochester; Sittingbourn; and Canterbury: bad as they are; they certainly have the advantage; when compared with the execrable auberges of this country; where one finds nothing but dirt and imposition。 One would imagine the French were still at war with the English; for they pillage them without mercy。
Among the strangers at this inn where we lodged; there was a gentleman of the faculty; just returned from Italy。 Understanding that I intended to winter in the South of France; on account of a pulmonic disorder; he strongly recommended the climate of Nice in Provence; which; indeed; I had often heard extolled; and I am almost resolved to go thither; not only for the sake of the air; but also for its situation on the Mediterranean; where I can have the benefit of bathing; and from whence there is a short cut by sea to Italy; should I find it necessary to try the air of Naples。
After having been ill accommodated three days at our inn; we have at last found commodious lodgings; by means of Mrs。 B…; a very agreeable French lady; to whom we were recommended by her husband; who is my countryman; and at present resident in London。 For three guineas a month we have the greatest part of a house tolerably furnished; four bed…chambers on the first floor; a large parlour below; a kitchen; and the use of a cellar。
These; I own; are frivolous incidents; scarce worth committing to paper; but they may serve to introduce observations of more consequence; and in the mean time I know nothing will be indifferent to you; that concernsYour humble servant。
LETTER II
BOULOGNE SUR MER; July 15; 1763。
DEAR SIR;The custom…house officers at Boulogne; though as alert; are rather more civil than those on your side of the water。 I brought no plate along with me; but a dozen and a half of spoons; and a dozen teaspoons: the first being found in one of our portmanteaus; when they were examined at the bureau; cost me seventeen livres entree; the others being luckily in my servant's pocket; escaped duty free。 All wrought silver imported into France; pays at the rate of so much per mark: therefore those who have any quantity of plate; will do well to leave it behind them; unless they can confide in the dexterity of the shipmasters; some of whom will undertake to land it without the ceremony of examination。 The ordonnances of France are so unfavourable to strangers; that they oblige them to pay at the rate of five per cent。 for all the bed and table linen which they bring into the kingdom; even though it has been used。 When my trunks arrived in a ship from the river Thames; I underwent this ordeal: but what gives me more vexation; my books have been stopped at the bureau; and will be sent to Amiens at my expence; to be examined by the chambre syndicale; lest they should contain something prejudicial to the state; or to the religion of the country。 This is a species of oppression which one would not expect to meet with in France; which piques itself on its politeness and hospitality: but the truth is; I know no country in which strangers are worse treated with respect to their essential concerns。 If a foreigner dies in France; the king seizes all his effects; even though his heir should be upon the spot; and this tyranny is called the droit d'aubaine founded at first upon the supposition; that all the estate of foreigners residing in France was acquired in that kingdom; and that; therefore; it would be unjust to convey it to another country。 If an English protestant goes to France for the benefit of his health; attended by his wife or his son; or both; and dies with effects in the house to the amount of a thousand guineas; the king seizes the whole; the family is left destitute; and the body of the deceased is denied christian burial。 The Swiss; by capitulation; are exempted from this despotism; and so are the Scots; in consequence of an ancient alliance between the two nations。 The same droit d'aubaine is exacted by some of the princes in Germany: but it is a great discouragement to commerce; and prejudices every country where it is exercised; to ten times the value of what it brings into the coffers of the sovereign。
I am exceedingly mortified at the detention of my books; which not only deprives me of an amusement which I can very ill dispense with; but; in all probability; will expose me to sundry other inconveniencies。 I must be at the expence of sending them sixty miles to be examined; and run the risque of their being condemned; and; in the mean time; I may lose the opportunity of sending them with my heavy baggage by sea to Bourdeaux; to be sent up the Garonne to Tholouse; and from thence transmitted through the canal of Languedoc to Cette; which is a sea…port on the Mediterranean; about three or four leagues from Montpelier。
For the recovery of my books; I had recourse to the advice of my landlord; Mons。 B。 He is a handsome young fellow; about twenty…five years of age; and keeps house with two maiden sisters; who are professed devotees。 The brother is a little libertine; good natured and obliging; but a true Frenchman in vanity; which is undoubtedly the ruling passion of this volatile people。 He has an inconsiderable place under the government; in consequence of which he is permitted to wear a sword; a privilege which he does not fail to use。 He is likewise receiver of the tythes of the clergy in this district; an office that gives him a command of money; and he; moreover; deals in the wine trade。 When I came to his house; he made a parade of all these advantages: he displayed his bags of money; and some old gold which his father had left him。 He described his chateau in the country; dropped hints of the fortunes that were settled upon mademoiselles his sisters; boasted of his connexions at court; and assured me it was not for my money that he let his lodgings; but altogether with a view to enjoy the pleasure of my company。 The truth; when stript of all embellishments; is this: the sieur B is the son of an honest bourgeois lately dead; who left him the house; with some stock in trade; a little money; and a paltry farm: his sisters have about three thousand livres (not quite 140 L) apiece; the brother's places are worth about fifty pounds a year; and his connexions at court are confined to a commis or clerk in the secretary's office; with whom he corresponds by virtue of his employment。 My landlord piques himself upon his gallantry and success with the fair…sex: he keeps a fille de joye; and makes no secret of his amours。 He told miss C the other day; in broken English; that; in the course of the last year; he had made six bastards。 He owned; at the same time; he had sent them all to the hospital; but; now his father is dead; he would himself take care of his future productions。 This; however; was no better than a gasconade。 Yesterday the house was in a hot alarm;