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NICOLE： I say U。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Yes； but； when you say U； what do you do？
NICOLE： I do what you tell me to。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Oh； how strange it is to have to deal with morons！ You thrust your lips out and bring your lower jaw to your upper jaw： U； see？ U。 Do you see？ I make a pout： U。
NICOLE： Yes； that's beautiful。
MADAME JOURDAIN： How admirable。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： But it's quite another thing； if you have seen O； and D； D； and F； F。
MADAME JOURDAIN： What is all this rigmarole？
NICOLE： What does all this do for us？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： It enrages me when I see these ignorant women。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Go； go； you ought to send all those people packing with their foolishness。
NICOLE： And above all； that great gawk of a Fencing Master； who ruins all my work with dust。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Well！ This Fencing Master seems to get under your skin。 I'll soon show you how impertinent you are。（He has the foils brought and gives one to Nicole）。 There。 Demonstration： The line of the body。 When your opponent thrusts in quarte； you need only do this； and when they thrust in tierce； you need only do this。 That is the way never to be killed； and isn't it fine to be assured of what one does； when fighting against someone？ There； thrust at me a little； to see。
NICOLE： Well then； what？ （Nicole thrusts； giving him several hits）。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Easy！ Wait！ Oh！ Gently！ Devil take the hussy！
NICOLE： You told me to thrust。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Yes； but you thrust in tierce； before you thrust in quarte； and you didn't have the patience to let me parry。
MADAME JOURDAIN： You are a fool； husband； with all your fantasies； and this has come to you since you took a notion to associate with the nobility。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： When I associate with the nobility； I show my good judgment； and that's better than associating with your shopkeepers。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Oh yes； truly！ There's a great deal to gain by consorting with your nobles； and you did so well with your fine Count you were so taken with！
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Peace！ Think what you're saying。 You know very well； wife； that you don't know who you're talking about； when you talk about him！ He's a more important person than you think： a great Lord； respected at court； and who talks to the King just as I talk to you。 Is it not a thing which does me great honor； that a person of this quality is seen to come so often to my house； who calls me his dear friend and treats me as if I were his equal？ He has more regard for me than one would ever imagine； and； in front of everyone； he shows me so much affection that I am embarrassed myself。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Yes； he has a kindness for you； and shows his affection； but he borrows your money。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： So！ Isn't it an honor for me to lend money to a man of that condition？ And can I do less for a lord who calls me his dear friend？
MADAME JOURDAIN： And this lord； what does he do for you？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Things that would astonish you if you knew them。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Like what？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Blast！ I cannot explain myself。 It must suffice that if I have lent him money； he'll pay it back fully； and before long。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Yes。 You are waiting for that。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Assuredly。 Didn't he tell me so？
MADAME JOURDAIN： Yes； yes； he won't fail to do it。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： He swore it on the faith of a gentleman。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Nonsense！
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Well！ You are very obstinate； wife。 I tell you he will keep his word； I'm sure of it。
MADAME JOURDAIN： And I'm sure he will not； and that all his show of affection is only to flatter you。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Be still。 Here he is。
MADAME JOURDAIN： That's all we needed！ He's come again perhaps to borrow something from you。 The very sight of him spoils my appetite。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Be still； I tell you。
ACT THREE
SCENE IV （Count Dorante； Monsieur Jourdain； Madame Jourdain； Nicole）
DORANTE： My dear friend； Monsieur Jourdain； how do you do？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Very well； sir； to render you my small services。
DORANTE： And Madame Jourdain there； how is she？
MADAME JOURDAIN： Madame Jourdain is as well as she can be。
DORANTE： Well！ Monsieur Jourdain； you are excellently well dressed！
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： You see。
DORANTE： You have a fine air in that suit； and we have no young men at court who are better made than you。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Well！ well！
MADAME JOURDAIN： （Aside） He scratches him where it itches。
DORANTE： Turn around。 It's positively elegant。
MADAME JOURDAIN： （Aside） Yes； as big a fool behind as in front。
DORANTE： My faith； Monsieur Jourdain； I was strangely impatient to see you。 You are the man in the world I esteem most； and I was speaking of you again this morning in the bedchamber of the King。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： You do me great honor； sir。 （To Madame Jourdain） In the King's bedchamber！
DORANTE： Come； put on 。 。 。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Sir； I know the respect I owe you。
DORANTE： Heavens！ Put on your hat； I pray you； no ceremony between us。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Sir 。 。 。
DORANTE： Put it on； I tell you； Monsieur Jourdain： you are my friend。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Sir； I am your humble servant。
DORANTE： I won't be covered if you won't。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： （Putting on his hat） I would rather be uncivil than troublesome。
DORANTE： I am in your debt； as you know。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Yes； we know it all too well。
DORANTE： You have generously lent me money upon several occasions； and you have obliged me with the best grace in the world； assuredly。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Sir； you jest with me。
DORANTE： But I know how to repay what is lent me； and to acknowledge the favors rendered me。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： I have no doubt of it； sir。
DORANTE： I want to settle this matter with you； and I came here to make up our accounts together。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： There wife！ You see your impertinence！
DORANTE： I am a man who likes to repay debts as soon as I can。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： （Aside to Madame Jourdain） I told you so。
DORANTE： Let's see how much do I owe you。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： （Aside to Madame Jourdain） There you are； with your ridiculous suspicions。
DORANTE： Do you remember well all the money you have lent me？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： I believe so。 I made a little note of it。 Here it is。 Once you were given two hundred louis d'or。
DORANTE： That's true。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Another time； six…score。
DORANTE： Yes。 MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： And another time； a hundred and forty。
DORANTE： You're right。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： These three items make four hundred and sixty louis d'or； which comes to five thousand sixty livres。
DORANTE： The account is quite right。 Five thousand sixty livres。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： One thousand eight hundred thirty…two livres to your plume…maker。
DORANTE： Exactly。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Two thousand seven hundred eighty livres to your tailor。
DORANTE： It's true。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Four thousand three hundred seventy…nine livres twelve sols eight deniers to your tradesman。
DORANTE： Quite right。 Twelve sols eight deniers。 The account is exact。
MONSIEUR JouRDAIN： And one thousand s