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DORANTE: Quite right。 Twelve sols eight deniers。 The account is exact。
MONSIEUR JouRDAIN: And one thousand seven hundred forty…eight livres seven sols four deniers to your saddler。
DORANTE: All that is true。 What does that come to?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Sum total; fifteen thousand eight hundred livres。
DORANTE: The sum total is exact: fifteen thousand eight hundred livres。 To which add two hundred pistoles that you are going to give me; which will make exactly eighteen thousand francs; which I shall pay you at the first opportunity。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) Well; didn't I predict it?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Peace!
DORANTE: Will that inconvenience you; to give me the amount I say?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Oh; no!
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) That man is making a milk…cow out of you!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Be quiet!
DORANTE: If that inconveniences you; I will seek it somewhere else。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: NO; Sir。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) He won't be content until he's ruined you。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Be quiet; I tell you。
DORANTE: You have only to tell me if that embarrasses you。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Not at all; sir。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) He's a real wheedler!
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Hush。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) He'll drain you to the last sou。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Will you be quiet?
DORANTE: I have a number of people who would gladly lend it to me; but since you are my best friend; I believed I might do you wrong if I asked someone else for it。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: It's too great an honor; sir; that you do me。 I'll go get it for you。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) What! You're going to give it to him again?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: What can I do? Do you want me to refuse a man of this station; who spoke about me this morning in the King's bedchamber?
MADAME JOURDAIN: (Aside) Go on; you're a true dupe。
ACT THREE
SCENE V (Dorante; Madame Jourdain; Nicole)
DORANTE: You appear to be very melancholy。 What is wrong; Madame Jourdain?
MADAME JOURDAIN: I have a head bigger than my fist; even if it's not swollen。
DORANTE: Mademoiselle; your daughter; where is she that I don't see her?
MADAME JOURDAIN: Mademoiselle my daughter is right where she is。
DORANTE: How is she getting on?
MADAME JOURDAIN: She 〃gets on〃 on her two legs。
DORANTE: Wouldn't you like to come with her one of these days to see the ballet and the comedy they are putting on at court?
MADAME JOURDAIN: Yes truly; we have a great desire to laugh; a very great desire to laugh。
DORANTE: I think; Madame Jourdain; that you must have had many admirers in your youth; beautiful and good humored as you were。
MADAME JOURDAIN: By Our Lady! Sir; is Madame Jourdain decrepit; and does her head already shake with palsy?
DORANTE: Ah! My faith; Madame Jourdain; I beg pardon。 I did not remember that you are young。 I am often distracted。 Pray excuse my impertinence。
ACT THREE
SCENE VI (Monsieur Jourdain; Madame Jourdain; Dorante; Nicole) MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: There are two hundred louis d'or。 DORANTE: I assure you; Monsieur Jourdain; that I am completely yours; and that I am eager to render you a service at court。 MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: I'm much obliged to you。 DORANTE: If Madame Jourdain desires to see the royal entertainment; I will have the best places in the ballroom given to her。 MADAME JOURDAIN: Madame Jourdain kisses your hands 'but declines'。 DORANTE: (Aside to Monsieur Jourdain) Our beautiful marchioness; as I sent word to you; in my note; will come here soon for the ballet and refreshments; I finally brought her to consent to the entertainment you wish to give her。 MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Let us move a little farther away; for a certain reason。 DORANTE: It has been eight days since I saw you; and I have sent you no news regarding the diamond you put into my hands to present to her on your behalf; but it's because I had the greatest difficulty in conquering her scruples; and it's only today that she resolved to accept it。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: How did she judge it?
DORANTE: Marvelous。 And I am greatly deceived if the beauty of that diamond does not produce for you an admirable effect on her spirit。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Would to Heaven!
MADAME JOURDAIN: (To Nicole) Once he's with him he cannot leave him。
DORANTE: I made her value as she should the richness of that present and the grandeur of your love。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: These are; sir; favors which overwhelm me; and I am in the very greatest confusion at seeing a person of your quality demean himself for me as you do。
DORANTE: Are you joking? Among friends; does one stop at these sorts of scruples? And wouldn't you do the same thing for me; if the occasion offered?
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: Oh! Certainly; and with all my heart。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (To Nicole) His presence weighs me down!
DORANTE: As for me; I never mind anything when it is necessary to serve a friend; and when you confided in me about the ardent passion you have formed for that delightful marchioness with whom I have contacts; you saw that I volunteered immediately to assist your love。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: It's true; these are favors that confound me。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (To Nicole) Will he never go?
NICOLE: They enjoy being together。
DORANTE: You took the right tack to touch her heart。 Women love above all the expenses we go to for them; and your frequent serenades; your continual bouquets; that superb fireworks for her over the water; the diamond she has received from you; and the entertainment you are preparing for her; all this speaks much better in favor of your love than all the words you might have spoken yourself。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: There are no expenditures I would not make if by that means I might find the road to her heart。 A woman of quality has ravishing charms for me and it's an honor I would purchase at any price。
MADAME JOURDAIN: (To Nicole) What can they talk about so much? Steal over and listen a little。
DORANTE: Soon enough you will enjoy at your ease the pleasure of seeing her; and your eyes will have a long time to satisfy themselves。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: To be completely free; I have arranged for my wife to go to dinner at her sister's; where she'll spend all the after…dinner hours。
DORANTE: You have done prudently; as your wife might have embarrassed us。 I have given the necessary orders to the cook for you; and for the ballet。 It is of my own invention; and; provided the execution corresponds to the idea; I am sure it will be found 。 。 。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN: (Sees that Nicole is listening; and gives her a slap) Say! You're very impertinent! (To Dorante) Let's go; if you please。
ACT THREE
SCENE VII (Madame Jourdain; Nicole)
NICOLE: My faith; Madame; curiosity has cost me; but I believe something's afoot; since they were talking of some event where they did not want you to be。
MADAME JOURDAIN: Today's not the first time; Nicole; that I've had suspicions about my husband。 I'm the most mistaken woman in the world; or there's some love…affair in the making。 But let us see to my daughter。 You know the love Cleonte has for her。 He's a man who appeals to me; and I want to help his suit and give him Lucile; if I can。
NICOLE: Truly