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will not taste his fish till it is quite putrefied： the civilized inhabitants of Kamschatka get drunk with the urine of their guests； whom they have already intoxicated： the Nova Zemblans make merry on train…oil： the Groenlanders eat in the same dish with their dogs： the Caffres； at the Cape of Good Hope； piss upon those whom they delight to honour； and feast upon a sheep's intestines with their contents； as the greatest dainty that can be presented。 A true…bred Frenchman dips his fingers； imbrowned with snuff； into his plate filled with ragout： between every three mouthfuls； he produces his snuff…box； and takes a fresh pinch； with the most graceful gesticulations； then he displays his handkerchief； which may be termed the flag of abomination； and； in the use of both； scatters his favours among those who have the happiness to sit near him。 It must be owned； however； that a Frenchman will not drink out of a tankard； in which； perhaps； a dozen of filthy mouths have flabbered； as is the custom in England。 Here every individual has his own gobelet； which stands before him； and he helps himself occasionally with wine or water； or both； which likewise stand upon the table。 But I know no custom more beastly than that of using water…glasses； in which polite company spirt； and squirt； and spue the filthy scourings of their gums； under the eyes of each other。 I knew a lover cured of his passion； by seeing this nasty cascade discharged from the mouth of his mistress。 I don't doubt but I shall live to see the day； when the hospitable custom of the antient Aegyptians will be revived； then a conveniency will be placed behind every chair in company； with a proper provision of waste paper； that individuals may make themselves easy without parting company。 I insist upon it； that this practice would not be more indelicate than that which is now in use。 What then； you will say； must a man sit with his chops and fingers up to the ears and knuckles in grease？ No； let those who cannot eat without defiling themselves； step into another room； provided with basons and towels： but I think it would be better to institute schools； where youth may learn to eat their victuals； without daubing themselves； or giving offence to the eyes of one another。
The bourgeois of Boulogne have commonly soup and bouilli at noon； and a roast； with a sallad； for supper； and at all their meals there is a dessert of fruit。 This indeed is the practice all over France。 On meagre days they eat fish； omelettes； fried beans； fricassees of eggs and onions； and burnt cream。 The tea which they drink in the afternoon is rather boiled than infused； it is sweetened all together with coarse sugar； and drank with an equal quantity of boiled milk。
We had the honour to be entertained the other day by our landlord； Mr。 B； who spared no cost on this banquet； exhibited for the glory of France。 He had invited a newmarried couple； together with the husband's mother and the lady's father； who was one of the noblesse of Montreuil； his name Mons。 Ly。 There were likewise some merchants of the town； and Mons。 B's uncle； a facetious little man； who had served in the English navy； and was as big and as round as a hogshead； we were likewise favoured with the company of father K； a native of Ireland； who is vicaire or curate of the parish； and among the guests was Mons。 Ly's son； a pretty boy； about thirteen or fourteen years of age。 The repas served up in three services； or courses； with entrees and hors d'oeuvres； exclusive of the fruit； consisted of about twenty dishes； extremely well dressed by the rotisseur； who is the best cook I ever knew； in France； or elsewhere； but the plates were not presented with much order。 Our young ladies did not seem to be much used to do the honours of the table。 The most extraordinary circumstance that I observed on this occasionas； that all the French who were present ate of every dish that appeared； and I am told； that if there had been an hundred articles more； they would have had a trial of each。 This is what they call doing justice to the founder。 Mons。 Ly was placed at the head of the table and indeed he was the oracle and orator of the company； tall； thin； and weather…beaten； not unlike the picture of Don Quixote after he had lost his teeth。 He had been garde du corps； or life…guardman at Versailles； and by virtue of this office he was perfectly well acquainted with the persons of the king and the dauphin； with the characters of the ministers and grandees； and； in a word； with all the secrets of state； on which he held forth with equal solemnity and elocution。 He exclaimed against the jesuits； and the farmers of the revenue； who； he said； had ruined France。 Then； addressing himself to me； asked； if the English did not every day drink to the health of madame la marquise？ I did not at first comprehend his meaning； but answered in general； that the English were not deficient in complaisance for the ladies。 〃Ah！ （cried he） she is the best friend they have in the world。 If it had not been for her； they would not have such reason to boast of the advantages of the war。〃 I told him the only conquest which the French had made in the war； was atchieved by one of her generals： I meant the taking of Mahon。 But I did not choose to prosecute the discourse； remembering that in the year 1749； I had like to have had an affair with a Frenchman at Ghent； who affirmed； that all the battles gained by the great duke of Marlborough were purposely lost by the French generals； in order to bring the schemes of madame de Maintenon into disgrace。 This is no bad resource for the national vanity of these people： though； in general； they are really persuaded； that theirs is the richest； the bravest； the happiest； and the most powerful nation under the sun； and therefore； without some such cause； they must be invincible。 By the bye； the common people here still frighten their wayward children with the name of Marlborough。 Mr。 B's son； who was nursed at a peasant's house； happening one day； after he was brought home； to be in disgrace with his father； who threatened to correct him； the child ran for protection to his mother； crying； 〃Faites sortir ce vilaine Malbroug；〃 〃Turn out that rogue Marlborough。〃 It is amazing to hear a sensible Frenchman assert； that the revenues of France amount to four hundred millions of livres； about twenty millions sterling； clear of all incumbrances； when in fact their clear revenue is not much above ten。 Without all doubt they have reason to inveigh against the fermiers generaux； who oppress the people in raising the taxes； not above two…thirds of which are brought into the king's coffers： the rest enriches themselves； and enables them to bribe high for the protection of the great； which is the only support they have against the remonstrances of the states and parliaments； and the suggestions of common sense； which will ever demonstrate this to be； of all others； the most pernicious method of supplying the necessities of government。
Mons。 Ly seasoned the severity of his political apothegms with intermediate sallies of mirth and gallantry。 He ogled