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MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Yes； marchioness。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Alas！ God save me from it！
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： It's a thing I have resolved。
MADAME JOURDAIN： As for me； it's a thing I'll never consent to。 Marriages above one's station are always subject to great inconveniences。 I have absolutely no wish for a son…in…law who can reproach her parents to my daughter； and I don't want her to have children who will be ashamed to call me their grandmother。 If she arrives to visit me in the equipage of a great lady and if she fails； by mischance； to greet someone of the neighborhood； they wouldn't fail immediately to say a hundred stupidities。 〃Do you see；〃 they would say； 〃this madam marchioness who gives herself such glorious airs？ It's the daughter of Monsieur Jourdain； who was all too glad； when she was little； to play house with us； she's not always been so haughty as she now is； and her two grandfathers sold cloth near St。 Innocent's Gate。 They amassed wealth for their children； they're paying dearly perhaps for it now in the other world； and one can scarcely get that rich by being honest。〃 I certainly don't want all that gossip； and I want； in a word； a man who will be obliged to me for my daughter and to whom I can say； 〃Sit down there； my son…in…law； and have dinner with me。〃
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Surely those are the sentiments of a little spirit； to want to remain always in a base condition。 Don't talk back to me： my daughter will be a marchioness in spite of everyone。 And； if you make me angrier； I'll make a duchess of her。
MADAME JOURDAIN： Cleonte； don't lose courage yet。 Follow me； my daughter； and tell your father resolutely that； if you can't have him； you don't want to marry anyone。
ACT THREE
SCENE XIII （Cleonte； Covielle）
COVIELLE： You've made a fine business； with your pretty sentiments。
CLEONTE： What do you want？ I have a scruple about that which precedent cannot conquer。
COVIELLE： Don't you make a fool of yourself by taking it seriously with a man like that？ Don't you see that he is a fool？ And would it cost you anything to accommodate yourself to his fantasies？
CLEONTE： You're right。 But I didn't believe it necessary to prove nobility in order to be Monsieur Jourdain's son…in…law。
COVIELLE： Ha； ha； ha！
CLEONTE： What are you laughing at？
COVIELLE： At a thought that just occurred to me of how to play our man a trick and help you obtain what you desire。
CLEONTE： How？
COVIELLE： The idea is really funny。
CLEONTE： What is it？
COVIELLE： A short time ago there was a certain masquerade which fits here better than anything； and that I intend to make part of a prank I want to play on our fool。 It all seems a little phony； but； with him； one can try anything； there is hardly any reason to be subtle； and he is the man to play his role marvelously and to swallow easily any fabrication we want to tell him。 I have the actors； I have the costumes ready； just leave it to me。
CLEONTE： But tell me 。 。 。
COVIELLE： I am going to instruct you in everything。 Let's go； there he is； returning。
ACT THREE
SCENE XIV （Monsieur Jourdain； Lackey） MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： What the devil is this？ They have nothing other than the great lords to reproach me with； and as for me； I see nothing so fine as to associate with the great lords； there is only honor and civility among them； and I would have given two fingers of a hand to have been born a count or a marquis。 LACKEY： Sir； here's the Count； and he has a lady with him。 MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： What！ My Goodness； I have some orders to give。 Tell them I'll be back here soon。
SCENE XV （Dorimene； Dorante； Lackey）
LACKEY： Monsieur says that he'll be here very soon。
DORANTE： That's fine。
DORIMENE： I don't know； Dorante； I feel strange allowing you to bring me to this house where I know no one。
DORANTE： Then where would you like； Madame； for me to express my love with an entertainment； since you will allow neither your house nor mine for fear of scandal？
DORIMENE： But you don't mention that every day I am gradually preparing myself to receive too great proofs of your passion？ As good a defense as I have put up； you wear down my resistance； and you have a polite persistence which makes me come gently to whatever you like。 The frequent visits began； declarations followed； after them came serenades and amusements in their train； and presents followed them。 I withstood all that； but you don't give up at all and step by step you are overcoming my resolve。 As for me； I can no longer answer for anything； and I believe that in the end you will bring me to marriage； which I have so far avoided。
DORANTE： My faith！ Madame； you should already have come to it。 You are a widow； and you answer only to yourself。 I am my own master and I love you more than my life。 Why shouldn't you be all my happiness from today onward？
DORIMENE： Goodness！ Dorante； for two people to live happily together both of them need particular qualities； and two of the most reasonable persons in the world often have trouble making a union satisfactory to them both。
DORANTE： You're fooling yourself； Madame； to imagine so many difficulties； and the experience you had with one marriage doesn't determine anything for others。
DORIMENE： Finally I always come back to this。 The expenses that I see you go to for me disturb me for two reasons： one is that they get me more involved than I would like； and the other is that I am sure meaning no offense that you cannot do this without financially inconveniencing yourself； and I certainly don't want that。
DORANTE： Ah！ Madame； they are trifles； and it isn't by that 。 。 。
DORIMENE： I know what I'm talking about； and among other gifts； the diamond you forced me to take is worth 。。。
DORANTE： Oh！ Madame； mercy； don't put any value on a thing that my love finds unworthy of you； and allow 。。。 Here's the master of the house。
ACT THREE
SCENE XVI （Monsieur Jourdain； Dorimene； Dorante； Lackey）
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： （After having made two bows； finding himself too near Dorimene） A little farther； Madame。
DORIMENE： What？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： One step； if you please。
DORIMENE： What is it？
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Step back a little for the third。
DORANTE： Madame； Monsieur Jourdain is very knowledgeable。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： Madame； it is a very great honor to me to be fortunate enough to be so happy as to have the joy that you should have had the goodness to accord me the graciousness of doing me the honor of honoring me with the favor of your presence； and； if I also had the merit to merit a merit such as yours； and if Heaven 。 。 。 envious of my luck 。 。 。 should have accorded me 。 。 。 the advantage of seeing me worthy 。 。 。 of the 。 。 。
DORANTE： Monsieur Jourdain； that is enough。 Madame doesn't like grand compliments； and she knows that you are a man of wit。 （Aside to Dorimene） As you can see； this good bourgeois is ridiculous enough in all his manners。
DORIMENE： It isn't difficult to see it。
DORANTE： Madame； he is the best of my friends。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： You do me too much honor。
DORANTE： A completely gallant man。
DORIMENE： I have great esteem for him。
MONSIEUR JOURDAIN： I have done nothing yet； M