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〃I took the bus；〃 Jenna sniffled。 〃Can you give me a lift？〃
〃No； I can't。〃
〃But I really don't want to be alone； Brian。 I just want to lie in a hot bath and think sunny thoughts； a hot bath with kelp crystals。 Maybe you could e by tonight and keep me pany？〃
In the tub Jenna would be unstoppable。 〃Thanks anyway；〃 Keyes said； 〃but I'm going to the football game。〃
He gave her ten bucks for a cab。
She looked at the money； then at Brian。 Her little…girl…lost look； a pale version at that。
〃If he's dead；〃 she said softly； 〃what'll we do？〃
〃I'll varnish the coffin；〃 Keyes said； 〃you spray for chinch bugs。〃
The annual Orange Bowl Football Classic began at exactly eight P。M。 on January 1； when the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame kicked off to the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers before a stadium crowd of 73；411 and an estimated worldwide television audience of forty…one million people。 The A。 C。 Nielsen pany； which rates TV shows based on sample American homes； later calculated that the Notre Dame…Nebraska football game attained a blockbuster rating of 23。5； giving it a 38％ share of all households watching television that Tuesday night。 These ratings were all the more remarkable considering that； for obvious reasons； the second half of the Orange Bowl game was never played。
Midway through the first quarter the rains came； stinging needles that sent a groan through the crowd and brought out a sea of umbrellas。
Brian Keyes huddled sullenly in the rain and wished he'd stayed home。 He had decided to attend the game only because he couldn't reach Kara Lynn； and because he'd gotten a free ticket （the Chamber of merce； showing its gratitude）。 Unfortunately； his seat was in the midst of the University of Nebraska card section； where raucous fans held up squares of bright posterboard to spell out witty messages like 〃Mash the Irish！〃 in giant letters。 No sooner had Keyes settled in when some of the rooters had handed him two red cards and asked if he wouldn't mind being their semicolon。 Keyes was worse than miserable。
On the field Nebraska was humiliating Notre Dame； no real surprise； since the no…neck Cornhuskers outweighed their opponents by an average of thirty…two pounds apiece。 Many of the fans； already sopped and now bored； wondered whose brilliant idea the four…point spread was。 By half…time the score was 21…3。
The second…string running back for Notre Dame was a young man named David Lee； who stood six…feet…four and weighed a shade under two hundred pounds and was about as Irish as Sonny Liston。 Though nominally listed on the team roster as a senior； David Lee was actually several dozen credits short of sophomore status…this； despite majoring in physical education and minoring in physical therapy。 David Lee's grade…point average had recently skied to 1。9； slightly enhancing his chances of graduating from college before the age of fifty…provided； of course； he was not first drafted by a professional football team。
Which now seemed unlikely。 During the first half of the Orange Bowl game； David Lee attempted to run with the football three times。 The first effort resulted in a five…yard loss； the second a fumble。 The third time he actually gained twelve yards and a first down。 Unfortunately the only two pro football scouts in the stadium missed David Lee's big run because they spent the entire second quarter stuck in line at the men's room； fighting over the urinals with some Klansmen from Perrine。
David Lee's fortunes changed at halftime。 As the two teams filed off the field and entered the tunnels leading to the lockers； a muscular Orange Bowl security guard pulled the young halfback aside and asked to speak with him privately。 The guard informed David Lee that there was an emergency phone call from his parents in Bedford…Stuy； and escorted him to a stale…smelling broom closet below the stands in the southwest corner of the stadium。 Once inside the room； which had no telephone； the security guard locked the door and said：
〃Do you know who I am？〃
〃No； sir；〃 David Lee replied politely； as even mediocre Notre Dame athletes were taught to do。
〃I'm Viceroy Wilson。〃 And Wilson it was； not at all dead。
〃Naw！〃 Lee grinned。 〃C'mon； man！〃 He studied the security guard's furrowed face and saw in it something familiar； even famous。 〃Shit； it's really you！〃 Lee said。 〃I can't believe it…the Viceroy Wilson。 Man； how e you wound up with a shitty job like this？〃
The young man had obviously not been reading anything but the sports pages in Miami。
〃Having a rough time tonight？〃 Wilson asked。
〃You got that right；〃 David Lee said。 〃Those honky farmboys are built like garbage trucks。〃
〃Field looks pretty slippery； too。 Hard to make your cuts。〃
〃Damn right。 Hey； what about my momma and daddy？〃
〃Oh； I lied about that。 Lemme see your helmet； bro。〃
Lee handed it to him。 〃Fits you pretty good。〃
〃Yeah；〃 Viceroy Wilson said； squeezing it down over his ears。 〃Lemme buy it from you。〃
〃Sheeiiit！〃 David Lee laughed。 〃You really sumthin。〃
〃I'm serious； man。〃 Viceroy Wilson pulled out a wad of cash。 〃A thousand bucks；〃 he said； 〃For the whole uniform； 'cept for the cleats。 I got my own fuckin' cleats。〃
The money was Skip Wiley's idea； Viceroy was just as amenable to punching the young man's lights out and stripping him clean。
David Lee fondled the crisp new bills and peered at the visage inside the gold Notre Dame helmet。 He wondered if the Carrera sunglasses were some kind of gag。
〃Is it a deal or not？〃 Wilson asked。
〃Look； the coach is gonna freak。 How about after the game？〃
〃This is after the game。 Believe me； son； the game is over。〃 Viceroy Wilson nonchalantly handed the college halfback another one thousand dollars。
〃Two grand for a football uniform！〃
〃That's right； bro。〃
〃You want the jock strap； too？〃
〃Fuck no！〃
When he finally made it back to the Notre Dame locker room； David Lee stood naked except for his spikes and athletic supporter。 After apologizing for interrupting the team prayer； he soberly told the coach he had been robbed and molested by a gang of crazed Mariel refugees； and asked if he could sit out the rest of the game。
The Orange Bowl Football Classic is as famous for its prodigal halftime production as for its superior brand of collegiate football。 The halftime show is unfailingly more extravagant and fanciful than the Orange Bowl parade of the previous evening because the Halftime Celebration mittee adopts its own theme； hires its own professional director； recruits its own fresh…faced talent； and performs for its own television crew。 The effect is that of a wearisome Vegas floor show played out across ten acres of Prescription Athletic Turf by four hundred professional 〃young people〃 who all look like they just got scholarships at Brigham Young。 In recent years the TV people realized that lip…synching by the New Christy Minstrels and clog…dancing by giant stuffed mice in tuxedos were not enough to prevent millions of football viewers from going to the toilet and missing all the important car mercials； so the halftime producers introduced fireworks and even lasers into the Orange Bowl show。 This proved to be a big hit and new…car s