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d this insubordination; wouldn't have lasted ten minutes with the First Weekend in July。 Using drugs during a mission! The Cubans would have wasted him immediately。
〃Any sisters make the semis?〃 Wilson asked。
〃Nada;〃 Jesus Bernal reported。 〃Seven Anglos; three Cubans。〃
〃God damn; that figures。〃
Jesus Bernal could no longer see Viceroy Wilson's face; only a sphere of bluish smoke behind the sunglasses。 Bernal knew that Wilson was worried about the Indian's Cadillac; which they'd double…parked in front of the Hyatt Regency。 Bernal himself was anxious about the car; and for the same reason。 The double…parking had nothing to do with it。
Skip Wiley had ordered them to interrupt their mission and stop at the Civic Center。 A scouting assignment; Wiley had explained; extremely important。
Drive carefully; Wiley had added。 Very carefully。
Which only reinforced Jesus Bernal's belief that Wiley was especially crazy when it came to risking other people's asses。 A reputable terrorist simply would not dally in downtown Miami with a freshly assembled bomb in the trunk of his Cadillac。 Bombs; like pizzas; are made for speedy delivery。
〃Straighten up;〃 Wilson said; stubbing out the joint。 〃Somebody's ing。〃
A man with a walkie…talkie charged up the aisle。 He was the chief of security for all Orange Bowl festivities。
〃What's that smell?〃 he demanded; looking straight at Jesus Bernal。
〃No se;〃 Bernal replied。
〃Caught some kids smoking dope in the back row and threw 'em out;〃 Wilson said。 〃Broke their fingers first。〃
〃Good work; Mr。 Wilson。〃
The security chief was a big Dolphins fan; so he was overjoyed to have the legendary Viceroy Wilson on his staff。
〃So; you enjoying the pageant?〃 he chirped。
〃Loving it;〃 Wilson said。 〃Who's your pick?〃
〃Rory McAllister。 Little redhead with the nice ass。 Second from the right。〃
〃Si; es muy bonita;〃 Jesus Bernal said。
〃Tell me; my man; why don't I see any black women up on that stage?〃
The security chief lost his locker…room grin and wilted back a few steps。 〃Gosh; I don't know。 That's a stumper。 Want me to ask the judges?〃
〃Yeah;〃 Viceroy Wilson said。 〃Do that。〃
〃Right away; Mr。 Wilson。 And; hey; good work rousting those dopers!〃 The security chief hurried away。
Jesus Bernal and Viceroy Wilson strolled to the foot of the stage and stared up at the beauty contestants; who were practicing the winner's walk。 Back straight; boobs out; buttocks tight; big smile。 To Jesus Bernal each of the women seemed six feet tall; perfect and impenetrable。
〃Number five;〃 Wilson said in a disinterested tone。 〃That's your winner。〃
Jesus Bernal found a program and read aloud: 〃Kara Lynn Shivers。 Sophomore; University of Miami。 Majoring in public relations。 Hobbies: Swimming; mime; and French horn。 Hair: blond。 Eyes: hazel。〃
〃Height?〃 Wilson said。
〃Five…eight。〃
〃She weighs one…twenty。〃
〃One hundred ten;〃 Bernal said。 〃That's what it says here。〃
〃Vanity;〃 Wilson coughed。 〃The bitch is lying。〃
Bernal shrugged。 〃Whatever you say。 Is one…twenty too heavy?〃
Wilson smiled; thinking of all those NFL linebackers。 Somebody yelled 〃Cut!〃 and the emcee swaggered across the stage; trailing a microphone cord。 He leaned over and spoke to Wilson and Bernal。 〃You guys are too close to the action。 We got the top of your heads in that last shot。〃
The emcee sounded quite annoyed。 Viceroy Wilson had never seen such large bright teeth on a white person。 You could tile a swimming pool with teeth like that。
Jesus Bernal stuck out his chest and tapped the badge that was pinned to the pocket of his gray security…guard uniform。
The emcee said; 〃Hey; I'm super…impressed; okay? Now; get away from the stage。 You're making the girls nervous and you're fucking up the take。 prende?〃
From somewhere inside Viceroy Wilson came a wet growling noise。 Jesus Bernal seized him by the arm and tried to pull him away from the stage; but it was too late。 Wilson reached up and grabbed one of the emcee's black nylon ankles。
〃Let go; you!〃 the emcee cried。
〃Let go; Viceroy;〃 Jesus Bernal pleaded。
〃Aarrrummmm; rrmmmmm;〃 Viceroy Wilson said。
Then the emcee was a blur; the microphone flying one way; a black shoe flying the other。 The emcee's blow…dried head hit the stage with a crack that carried to every corner of the acoustically perfect auditorium。 A few of the beauty contestants shrieked 〃Oh Jerry!〃 and ran to the young man's aid; others just stared with pained expressions at the prone tuxedo。
The security chief sprinted down the aisle and bounded onstage。 〃My God; what happened here? Back off; girls; give him air。 Give him air。〃
Jesus Bernal glanced at Viceroy Wilson and thought: The dumb spade just ruined everything。
〃The man slipped on a puddle;〃 Bernal told the security chief。
〃Naw; it was an epileptic attack;〃 said Viceroy Wilson。
〃Get a doctor!〃 the security chief hollered into his K…Mart walkie…talkie。 〃Somebody get a doctor。〃
〃An epilepsy doctor;〃 advised Viceroy Wilson。
Kara Lynn Shivers gracefully dropped to her knees and cradled the emcee's head。 Discreetly she removed some tissue from the left cup of her bathing suit and began dabbing the emcee's forehead。 The injured man gazed up at Kara Lynn's perfect sophomore breasts with a stunned but tranquil look。
〃I told you she's gonna win;〃 Viceroy Wilson whispered。 〃This'll be so damn easy。〃
〃Let's move;〃 Jesus Bernal said; mando style。 〃We've got to find the golf course before it gets dark。〃
〃Hay…zoos; lemme tell you something;〃 Wilson said; taking his time。 〃If your little box of Tinker Toys goes off before we get there; just 'member the last thing you're gonna see on this earth is my black face…and I'll be chewing on your fuckin' guts all the way to hell。〃
They teed off at 7:08 A。M。 The foursome included one of his patients…a vastly improved schizophrenic named Mario Groppo…and two total strangers from Seattle。 The strangers were engineers for Boeing; the aerospace pany; and they tended to shank the ball off the tee。 Predictably; Mario Groppo would hook the ball on one hole and slice the ball on the next。 Nobody in the foursome could putt worth a damn。
As for Dr。 Remond Courtney; his golf swing was so unusual that from a distance he appeared to be beating a snake to death。 It was a very violent golf swing for a psychiatrist。 He managed an eight on the first hole and still won it by two strokes。 It looked like it was going to be a long morning。
By the fifth tee; Dr。 Courtney had bee confident enough in his partners' ineptitude that he'd started betting on every hole。 Poor Mario Groppo promptly dropped thirty dollars and appeared headed for a major anxiety attack; the Seattle tourists went to the bourbon flask early and lost their amiable out…of…towner dispositions。 Every time Dr。 Courtney would bend over a putt; one of them would fart or sneeze in flagrant violation of golf etiquette。 The psychiatrist haughtily ignored this rudeness; no matter how many strokes it cost。
The foursome made the turn with Dr。 Courtney leading the Seattle engineers by four and seven strokes respectively; while Mario Groppo sweated bullets somewhere around twenty over par。
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