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ll at Blades； it gave enormous pleasure to a lot of people who had been brave and resourceful in their day but now had old men's and old women's diseases and talked about dusty triumphs and tragedies。 Tales which； since they would never be recorded in the history books； must be told again that night； over the Cockburn '12； when 〃The Queen〃 had been drunk； to some next…door neighbour such as James Bond who was only interested in what was going to happen tomorrow。 That was when he wore his lettuce and the C。M。G。 below his black tie…to give pleasure and reassurance to the Old Children at their annual party。 For the rest of the year； until May polished them up for the occasion； the medals gathered dust in some secret repository where May kept them。
So now James Bond said to Mary Goodnight； avoiding her eyes； 〃Mary； this is an order。 Take down what follows and send it tonight。 Right？
〃Begins： quote MAILED…FIST EYES ONLY ＇Bond interjected； I might have said Promoneypenny。 When did M。 last touch a cypher machine？＇ STOP YOUR ＇Put in the number； Mary＇ ACKNOWLEDGED AND GREATLY APPRECIATED STOP AM INFORMED BY HOSPITAL AUTHORITIES THAT EYE SHALL BE RETURNED LONDONWARDS DUTIABLE IN ONE MONTH STOP REFERRING YOUR REFERENCE TO AYE HIGH HONOUR EYE BEG YOU PRESENT MY HUMBLE DUTY TO HER MAJESTY AND REQUEST THAT EYE MAY BE PERMITTED MA IN ALL HUMILITY MA TO DECLINE THE SIGNAL FAVOUR HER MAJESTY IS GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO PROPOSE TO CONFER UPON HER HUMBLE AND OBEDIENT SERVANT BRACKET TO MAILED…FIST PLEASE PUT THIS IN THE APPROPRIATE WORDS TO THE PRIME MINISTER STOP MY PRINCIPAL REASON IS THAT EYE DONT WANT TO PAY MORE AT HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS BRACKET。〃
Mary Goodnight broke in； horrified。 〃James。 The rest is your business； but you really can't say that last bit。〃
Bond nodded。 〃I was only trying it on you； Mary。 All right； let's start again at the last stop。 Write：
〃EYE AM A SCOTTISH PEASANT AND EYE WILL ALWAYS FEEL AT HOME BEING A SCOTTISH PEASANT AND EYE KNOW MA SIR MA THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MY PREFERENCE AND THAT EYE CAN COUNT ON YOUR INDULGENCE BRACKET LETTER CONFIRMING FOLLOWS IMMEDIATELY ENDIT OHOH…SEVEN。〃
Mary Goodnight closed her book with a snap。 She shook her head。 The golden hair danced angrily。 〃Well really； James！ Are you sure you don't want to sleep on it？ I knew you were in a bad mood today。 You may have changed your mind by tomorrow。 Don't you want to go to Buckingham Palace and see the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh and kneel and have your shoulder touched with a sword and the Queen to say 'Arise； Sir Knight' or whatever it is she does say？〃
Bond smiled。 〃I'd like all those things。 The romantic streak of the S。I。S。…and of the Scot； for the matter of that。 I just refuse to call myself Sir James Bond。 I'd laugh at myself every time I looked in the mirror to shave。 It's just not my line； Mary。 The thought makes me positively shudder。 I know M。'll understand。 He thinks much the same way about these things as I do。 Trouble was； he had to more or less inherit his K with the job。 Anyway； there it is and I shan't change my mind； so you can buzz that off； and I'll write M。 a letter of confirmation this evening。 Any other business？〃
〃Well there is one thing； James。〃 Mary Goodnight looked down her pretty nose。 〃Matron says you can leave at the end of the week； but that there's got to be another three weeks' convalescence。 Had you got any plans where to go？ You have to be in reach of the hospital。〃
〃No ideas。 What do you suggest？〃
〃Well； er； I've got this little villa up by Mona Dam； James。〃 Her voice hurried。 〃It's got quite a nice spare room looking out over Kingston Harbour。 And it's cool up there。 And if you don't mind sharing a bathroom。〃 She blushed。 〃I'm afraid there's no chaperone； but you know； in Jamaica； people don't mind that sort of thing。〃
〃What sort of thing？〃 said Bond； teasing her。
〃Don't be silly； James。 You know； unmarried couples sharing the same house and so on。〃
〃Oh that sort of thing！ Sounds pretty dashing to me。 By the way； is your bedroom decorated in pink； with white jalousies； and do you sleep under a mosquito net？〃
She looked surprised。 〃Yes。 How did you know？〃 When he didn't answer； she hurried on。 〃And James； it's not far from the Liguanea Club； and you can go there and play bridge； and golf when you get better。 There'll be plenty of people for you to talk to。 And then of course I can cook and sew buttons on for you and so on。〃
Of all the doom…fraught graffiti a woman can write on the wall； those are the most insidious； the most deadly。
James Bond； in the full possession of his senses； with his eyes wide open； his feet flat on the linoleum floor； stuck his head blithely between the mink…lined jaws of the trap。 He said； and meant it； 〃Goodnight。 You're an angel。〃
At the same time； he knew； deep down； that love from Mary Goodnight； or from any other woman； was not enough for him。 It would be like taking 〃a room with a view。〃 For James Bond； the same view would always pall。
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