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…tined wooden fork。
'Ged…OUT！' the chef screeched at them； and the voice emerging from that huge barrel chest was absurdly flutelike…it was the voice of a willowy gay giving a shoe…clerk a piece of his mind。 But there was nothing absurd about the fork； it looked deadly。
The women scattered before his charge like birds。 The bottom…most pie dropped out of the pie…woman's rack and she uttered a high； despairing cry as it broke apart on the boards。 Strawberry juice splattered and ran； the red as fresh and bright as arterial blood。
'GED…DOUT MY KIDCHEN； YOU SLUGS！ DIS IS NO SHORDCUD！ DIS IS NO RAZE…TRAG！ DIS IS MY KID…CHEN AND IF YOU CAD'T REMEMBER DAT； I'LL BY GOD THE CARBENDER CARVE YOUR AZZES FOR YOU！'
He jabbed the fork at them； simultaneously half…turning his head and squinching his eyes mostly shut； as if in spite of his tough talk the thought of hot flowing blood was just too gauche to be borne。 The Captain removed the hand that had been on the scruff of Jack's neck and reached out…almost casually； it seemed to Jack。 A moment later the chef was on the floor； all six and a half feet of him。 The meat…fork was lying in a puddle of strawberry sauce and chunks of white unbaked pastry。 The chef rolled back and forth； clutching his broken right wrist and screaming in that high； flutelike voice。 The news he screamed out to the room in general was certainly woeful enough： he was dead； the Captain had surely murdered him （pronounced mur…dirt in the chef's odd； almost Teutonic accent）； he was at the very least crippled； the cruel and heartless Captain of the Outer Guards having destroyed his good right hand and thus his livelihood； and so ensuring a miserable beggar's life for him in the years to e； the Captain had inflicted terrible pain on him； a pain beyond belief； such as was not to be borne…
Shut up！' the Captain roared； and the chef did。 Immediately。 He lay on the floor like a great baby； his right hand curled on his chest； his red bandanna drunkenly askew so that one ear （a small black pearl was set in the center of the lobe） showed； his fat cheeks quivering。 The kitchen women gasped and twittered as the Captain bent over the dreaded chief ogre of the steaming cave where they spent their days and nights。 Jack； still weeping； caught a glimpse of a black boy （brown boy； his mind amended） standing at one end of the largest brazier。 The boy's mouth was open； his face as ically surprised as a face in a minstrel show； but he kept turning the crank in his hands； and the haunch suspended over the glowing coals kept revolving。
'Now listen and I'll give you some advice you won't find in The Book of Good Farming；' the Captain said。 He bent over the chef until their noses almost touched （his paralyzing grip on Jack's arm…which was now going mercifully numb…never loosened the smallest bit）。 'Don't you ever 。 。 。 don't you ever 。 。 。 e at a man with a knife 。 。 。 or a fork 。 。 。 or a spear 。 。 。 or with so much as a God…pounding splinter in your hand unless you intend to kill him with it。 One expects temperament from chefs； but temperament does not extend to assaults upon the person of the Captain of the Outer Guards。 Do you understand me？'
The chef moaned out a teary； defiant something…or…other。 Jack couldn't make it all out…the man's accent seemed to be growing steadily thicker…but it had something to do with the Captain's mother and the dump…dogs beyond the pavillion。
'That may well be；' the Captain said。 'I never knew the lady。 But it certainly doesn't answer my question。' He prodded the chef with one dusty； scuffed boot。 It was a gentle enough prod； but the chef screeched as if the Captain had drawn his foot back and kicked him as hard as he could。 The women twittered again。
'Do we or do we not have an understanding on the subject of chefs and weapons and Captains？ Because if we don't； a little more instruction might be in order。'
'We do！' the chef gasped。 'We do！ We do！ We…'
'Good。 Because I've had to give far too much instruction already today。' He shook Jack by the scruff of the neck。 'Haven't I； boy？' He shook him again； and Jack uttered a wail that was pletely unfeigned。 'Well 。 。 。 I suppose that's all he can say。 The boy's a simpleton。 Like his mother。'
The Captain threw his dark； gleaming glance around the kitchen。
'Good day； ladies。 Queen's blessings upon you。'
'And you； good sir；' the eldest among them managed； and dropped an awkward； ungraceful curtsey。 The others followed suit。
The Captain dragged Jack across the kitchen。 Jack's hip bumped the edge of the washing trough with excruciating force and he cried out again。 Hot water flew。 Smoking droplets hit the boards and ran； hissing； between them。 Those women had their hands in that； Jack thought。 How do they stand it？ Then the Captain； who was almost carrying him by now； shoved Jack through another burlap curtain and into the hallway beyond。
'Phew！' the Captain said in a low voice。 'I don't like this； not any of it； it all smells bad。'
Left； right； then right again。 Jack began to sense that they were approaching the outer walls of the pavillion； and he had time to wonder how the place could seem so much bigger on the inside than it looked from the outside。 Then the Captain was pushing him through a flap and they were in daylight again…mid…afternoon daylight so bright after the shifting dimness of the pavillion that Jack had to wince his eyes shut against a burst of pain。
The Captain never hesitated。 Mud squelched and smooched underfoot。 There was the smell of hay and horses and shit。 Jack opened his eyes again and saw they were crossing what might have been a paddock or a corral or maybe just a barnyard。 He saw an open canvas…sided hallway and heard chickens clucking somewhere beyond it。 A scrawny man； naked except for a dirty kilt and thong sandals； was tossing hay into an open stall； using a pitchfork with wooden tines to do the job。 Inside the stall； a horse not much bigger than a Shetland pony looked moodily out at them。 They had already passed the stall when Jack's mind was finally able to accept what his eyes had seen： the horse had two heads。
'Hey！' he said。 'Can I look back in that stall？ That…'
'No time。'
'But that horse had…'
'No time； I said。' He raised his voice and shouted： 'And if I ever catch you laying about again when there's work to be done； you'll get twice this！'
'You won't！' Jack screamed （in truth he felt as if this scene were getting a bit old）。 'I swear you won't！ I told you I'd be good！'
Just ahead of them； tall wooden gates loomed in a wall made of wooden posts with the bark still on them…it was like a stockade wall in an old Western （his mother had made a few of those； too）。 Heavy brackets were screwed into the gates； but the bar the brackets were meant to hold was not in place。 It leaned against the woodpile to the left； thick as a railroad crosstie。 The gates stood open almost six inches。 Some muddled sense of direction in Jack's head suggested that they had worked their way pletely around the pavillion to its far side。
'Thank God；' the Captain said in a more normal voice。 'Now…'
'Captain；' a voice called from behind them