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at was it attracted you to this thing? In particular; I mean。〃
〃The fact that it was empty;〃 Kelp said。 〃We don't have to unload any paper。〃
Murch nodded。 〃Well;〃 he said; 〃it'll do。〃
〃There was an International Harvester I saw;〃 Kelp told him; 〃with a nice racing stripe on it; but it was full of model cars。〃
〃This one?! do;〃 Murch said。
〃If you want; I'll go back and get that one。〃
〃No;〃 Murch said judiciously; 〃this one will do just fine。〃
Kelp looked at Dortmunder and said; 〃I don't believe I've ever met such an ingrate in my life。〃
〃Let's go;〃 Dortmunder said。
Dortmunder and Kelp and Victor and Herman got up into the back of the truck; and Murch closed the van doors after them。 Now the interior was pitch… black。 Dortmunder felt his way to the side wall and sat down; as the others were already doing。 A second later; the truck lurched forward。
The worst moment was the bump ing out of the parking lot。 After that; Murch moved them along pretty smoothly。
In the dark; Dortmunder wrinkled his nose and sniffed。 〃Somebody's been drinking;〃 he said。
Nobody answered。
〃I can smell it;〃 Dortmunder said。 〃Somebody had a drink。〃
〃I can smell it; too;〃 Kelp said。 From the sound of his voice; he was just across the way。
Victor said; 〃Is that what that is? A funny smell; almost sweet。〃
Herman said; 〃Smells like whiskey。 Not Scotch; though。〃
〃Not bourbon either;〃 Kelp said。
〃The question is;〃 Dortmunder said; 〃who's been drinking?〃 Because it was a very bad idea to drink while out on a job。
〃Not me;〃 Kelp said。
Herman said; 〃That's not my style。〃
There was a little silence; and suddenly Victor said; 〃Me? Fleck; no!〃
Dortmunder; said; 〃Well; somebody's been drinking。〃
Herman said; 〃What do you want to do; smell everybody's breath?〃
〃I can smell it from here;〃 Dortmunder said。
〃The air is full of it;〃 Kelp said。
All at once Herman said; 〃Wait a second。 Wait a second; I think I know。 。 。 Just wait a second。〃 From the scrambling sound; he was getting to his feet; moving along the wall。 Dortmunder waited; squinting his eyes in the darkness but still unable to see a thing。
A thudding。 Herman: 〃Oops。〃
Victor: 〃Ow!〃
Herman: 〃Sorry。〃
Victor (garbled a bit; as though he had fingers in his mouth): 〃That's okay。〃
Then there was a hollow drumming sound; and Herman laughed。 〃Sure!〃 he said; obviously pleased with himself。 〃You know what it is?〃
〃No;〃 Dortmunder said。 He was getting very irritated that the drinker wouldn't own up to what he'd done and starting to suspect it was Herman; now trying to distract them all from the question with a lot of foolishness。
Herman said; 〃It's Canadian!〃
Kelp sniffed loudly and said; 〃By God; I think you're right。 Canadian whiskey。〃
More hollow drumming; and Herman said; 〃This is a fake wall。 Up… here behind the cab; it's a fake wall。 We're in a goddam smuggler's truck!〃
Dortmunder said; 〃What?〃
〃That's where the smell's ing from; back there。 They must have broken a bottle。〃
Dortmunder said; 〃Smuggling? Prohibition's over。〃
〃By golly; Herman;〃 Victor said excitedly; 〃you've stumbled on something important!〃 Never had he sounded more like an FBI man。
Dortmunder said; 〃Prohibition's over。〃
〃Import duties;〃 Victor explained。 〃That isn't directly the Bureau's responsibility; that's Treasury's department; but I do know a bit about it。 There are outfits like this strung all across the border。 They smuggle Canadian whiskey into the States and American cigarettes up into Canada; and they make a pretty profit in both directions。〃
〃Well; I'll be;〃 said Kelp。
〃Uncle;〃 Victor said; 〃where exactly did you get this truck?〃
Kelp said; 〃You're not in the Bureau any more; Victor。〃
〃Oh;〃 Victor said。 He sounded slightly confused。 Then he said; 〃Of course not。 I was just wondering。〃
〃In Greenpoint。〃
〃Of course;〃 Victor said musingly。 〃Down by the piers。〃
There was another thud; and Herman cried; 〃Ouch! Son of a bitch!〃
Dortmunder called; 〃What happened?〃
〃Hurt my thumb。 But I figured out how to get it open。〃
Kelp said; 〃Any whiskey in there?〃
Dortmunder said warningly; 〃Wait a minute。〃
〃For later;〃 Kelp said。
A match flared。 They could see Herman leaning through a narrow partition in the front wall; holding the match ahead of himself so they could make him out only in silhouette。
〃Cigarettes;〃 Herman said。 〃About half full of cigarettes。〃
Kelp said; 〃True?〃
〃Swear to God。〃
〃What brand?〃
〃L and M。〃
〃No;〃 Kelp said。 〃I'm not mature enough for them。〃
〃Wait; there's some others。 Uhhh; Salem。〃
〃No。 I feel like a dirty old man when I try to smoke a Salem。 Springtime fresh and all; girls in covered bridges。〃
〃Virginia Slims。〃
〃What?〃
〃Sorry。〃
〃That's May's brand;〃 Dortmunder said。 〃I'll take some of them with me。〃
Kelp said; 〃I thought May got them free at the store。〃
〃That's right; she does。〃
〃Ow;〃 Herman said; and the match went out。 〃Burned my finger。〃
〃You better sit down;〃 Dortmunder told him。 〃You're choppin' up your hands pretty good for somebody's gonna open some locks。〃
〃Right;〃 Herman said。
They rode along in silence awhile; and then Herman said; 〃You know; it really stinks in here。〃
Kelp said; 〃Everything happens to me。 I looked at this truck; it said 'paper' on the side; I figured it would be nice and clean and neat。〃
〃It really smells bad;〃 Herman said。
〃I wish Murch wouldn't jounce so much;〃 Victor said。 He sounded small and distant。
Dortmunder said; 〃How e?〃
〃I think I'm gonna be sick。〃
〃Wait;〃 Dortmunder urged him。 〃It's only a little farther。〃
〃It's the smell;〃 Victor said miserably。 〃And the jouncing。〃
〃I'm beginning to feel that way; too;〃 Kelp said。 He didn't sound healthy。
Now that the idea had been suggested; Dortmunder too was starting to feel queasy。 〃Herman;〃 he said; 〃maybe you ought to rap on the front wall; signal Murch to stop a minute。〃
〃I don't think I can get up;〃 Herman said。 He too was sounding very unhappy。
Dortmunder swallowed。 Then he swallowed again。 〃Just a little longer;〃 he said in a strangled voice and kept on swallowing。
Up front; Murch drove along in blissful ignorance。 He was the one who'd found this place; and he'd worked out the fastest and smoothest route to reach it。 Now he saw it; up ahead; the tall green fence around the yard; surmounted by the sign reading; 〃Lafferty's Mobile Homes…New; Used; Rebuilt; Repaired。〃 He slowed to a stop in the darkness just beyond the main entrance; got out of the truck; walked around to the back; opened the doors; and they shot out of there like they'd been locked in with a lion。
Murch said; 〃Wha 。 。 。〃 but there wasn't anybody to ask; they'd all run across the road to the fields on the other side; and though he couldn't see them; the sounds they were making reminded him of clambakes。 The endings of clambakes。
Puzzled; he looked into the interior of the truck; but it was too dark to see anything in there。 〃What the hell;〃 he said; making it a statement because there was nobody around to