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Bill smiled。 〃I don't think so； Riddley。 We're going to roll all sevens。 Because the force is with us。〃
And so it has been。
By the time the truck's headlights picked out the sign on the edge of Route 27…PETERBOROUGH DISPOSAL CO。 LANDFILL ABSOLUTELY NO TRESPASSING…it was full dark and the moon was riding high in the sky。 High and dreamy。 It crossed my mind that the same moon was looking down on my Mama's fresh grave in Blackwater。
There was a chain across the dirt road leading to the landfill； but it appeared to be looped over the posts to either side； not locked。 I got out； slipped one of the loops free； and then motioned Bill to drive through。 Once he was on the other side； I re…fixed the chain and got back in。
〃The mob uses this place； I take it？〃 I asked。
〃That's the rumor。〃 Bill lowered his voice a little。 〃I heard one of Richie Ginelli's pals say that Jimmy Hoffa is taking an extended vacation out this way。〃
〃Bill；〃 I said； 〃far be it for Zenith House's most junior editor to tell you what to do…〃
〃Lay on； MacDuff；〃 he said； smiling。
〃…but a poker game where one hears such odd bits of trivia might not be the place for an inoffensive editor of paperback originals。〃
〃Speak for yourself；〃 he said； and although he was still smiling； I don't believe that what came next was a joke。 〃If the bad boys cross me； I'll just sic my plant on them。〃
〃That's what Carlos Detweiller thought； and he's making his final pilgrimage in the back of a bread truck；〃 I said。
He looked at me； the smile fading a little。 〃You might have a point there； partner。〃
I did have a point there； but I doubt it will stop Bill from his weekend poker forays。 Just as I doubt that successfully having it off with Sandra Jackson will stop Herb Porter from the occasional clandestine seat…sniffing expedition。 We say 〃so…and…so should have known better〃 when so…and…so es to grief； but there is a world of difference between knowing better and doing better。 To misquote the Bible； we return to our vices like a dog to its vomit； and when one thinks in such terms； I wonder at our apparent determination to co…exist with Zenith the mon ivy。 To think that he…or it…can make either our situation or ourselves any better。
After considering what I've just written； I must laugh。 I'm like a junkie between fixes； temporarily sober and pontificating on the evils of dope。 Once I'm back in range of those humming good vibrations； everything will change。 I know it as well as I know my own name。
Knowing better。 。 。 and doing better。 Between them is the chasm。
The dirt road ran through scruffy pine woods for a quarter of a mile and then brought us out into a vast dirt circle filled with trash； discarded appliances； and a stacked wall of junked cars。 By the light of a full moon； it looked like the death of all civilization。 On the far side was a dropoff； its steep sides covered with more trash。 At the bottom； the bulldozers and backhoes looked the size of a child's toys。
〃They bulldoze the crap down there； then cover it；〃 Bill said。 〃We'll take him twenty or thirty feet down the slope； then bury him。 I've got shovels。 I've also got gloves。 I'm told there are rats in there as big as terriers。〃
But all that proved to be unnecessary； as Bill had said； the force was with us and we were rolling all sevens。 As he drove slowly toward the dropoff and the actual landfill； weaving between those rusty cenotaphs of junk； I saw a cluster of blue objects off to the left。 They looked like man…sized plastic capsules standing on end。
〃Go over there；〃 I said； pointing。
〃Why？〃
〃Just a feeling。 Please； Bill。〃
He shrugged and headed the panel truck that way。 As we got closer； a big grin began to dawn on his face。 They were the Port…a…Pottys you see at construction sites and in some roadside rest areas； but all these had had the hell beaten out of them： dented roofs； broken doors； gaping holes in some of the sides。 They were standing about forty feet from the maw of a silent machine that could only be a crusher。
〃Think we hit the jackpot； Rid？〃 Bill asked； grinning。 〃I think we hit the jackpot。 In fact； I think you're a fucking genius。〃
There was a length of yellow tape strung around the cluster of blue capsules； with KEEP OUT KEEP OUT KEEP OUT repeating endlessly in big black letters。 Stuck to it with a lick of electrical tape was a note written on a piece of cardboard in big hasty letters。 I got out and read it by the glow of the panel truck's weak headlights：
TURK！ These are the ones I told
you about； City of Para。 Please get that
damn Mintz off my back and CRUSH
THESE SOME…BITCHES MONDAY
1st thing！ Thanks Buddy； 〃I owe you 1。〃
FELIX
Bill had joined me and was also reading the note。 〃What do you think？〃 he asked。
〃I think Carlos Detweiller is going to rejoin the universe as part of a City of Paramus Port…a…Potty reject；〃 I said。 〃Early Monday morning。 e on； let's get it done。 This place gives me a severe case of the creeps。〃
A gust of wind blew through； rattling trash and sending cans rolling with a sound like rusty laughter。 Bill looked around nervously。 〃Yeah；〃 he said。 〃Me too。 Hang on while I kill the truck headlights。〃
He popped the lights off and then we went around to the back of the truck and pulled out the rolled…up rug with our padre Carlos inside。 The moon had dived behind a cloud and as we ducked under the yellow KEEP OUT tape it re…emerged； once more flooding the wasteland。 I felt like a pirate in a Robert Louis Stevenson novel。 But instead of 〃Yo…ho…ho and a bottle of rum；〃 the tune knocking around in my head was that damned John Denver thing about how good it was to be back home again。 In this moonlit memorial to the gods of conspicuous consumption； I heard new words； my own words： There's a crusher softly rumblin； rats are in the trash； gee it's good to be back home again。
〃Hang on； hang on；〃 Bill said； reaching behind him with one hand and propping the rug up with a raised knee。 He looked like some bizarre species of stork。
At last he got the door of a Port…a…Potty open。 We muscled our burden inside and propped it up between the gray plastic urinal and the toilet seat。 The place still held the vague smell of urine and the ghost of old farts。 In one high corner was a cobweb with the corpse of an ancient fly dangling from it。 On the wall； by moonlight； I read two scrawlings。 〃For X…CELLENT BLOJOB BE HERE 10 PM SHOW HARD I SWALLOW；〃 read one。 The other； infinitely more disturbing； said： 〃I WILL DO IT AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN。 UNTIL I AM CAUGHT。〃
Suddenly I wanted to be miles from that place。
〃e on；〃 I said to Bill。 〃Please； man。 e on。〃
〃Just one more second。〃
He went back to the truck and got the bag with the General's final effects in it…buckle； pacemaker； osteopathic pins。 He raised the lid on the toilet； then shook his head。
〃Collection bin's gone。 It'll just fall on the ground。〃
〃You don't have the damn briefcase； either；〃 I said。
〃We can't leave that here；〃 Bill said。 〃Something in it might identify him。〃
〃Hell； his fingerprints will identify him； if anyone finds him i