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〃But how are you； metalman？〃 said Ford。
〃Very depressed。〃
〃What's up？〃
〃I don't know；〃 said Marvin； 〃I've never been there。〃
〃Why；〃 said Ford squatting down beside him and shivering； 〃are you lying face down in the dust？〃
〃It's a very effective way of being wretched；〃 said Marvin。 〃Don't pretend you want to talk to me； I know you hate me。〃
〃No I don't。〃
〃Yes you do； everybody does。 It's part of the shape of the Universe。 I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me。 Even robots hate me。 If you just ignore me I expect I shall probably go away。〃
He jacked himself up to his feet and stood resolutely facing the opposite direction。
〃That ship hated me；〃 he said dejectedly； indicating the policecraft。
〃That ship？〃 said Ford in sudden excitement。 〃What happened to it？ Do you know？〃
〃It hated me because I talked to it。〃
〃You talked to it？〃 exclaimed Ford。 〃What do you mean you talked to it？〃
〃Simple。 I got very bored and depressed； so I went and plugged myself in to its external puter feed。 I talked to the puter at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it；〃 said Marvin。
〃And what happened？〃 pressed Ford。
〃It mitted suicide；〃 said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold。
Chapter 35
That night； as the Heart of Gold was busy putting a few light years between itself and the Horsehead Nebula； Zaphod lounged under the small palm tree on the bridge trying to bang his brain into shape with massive Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters； Ford and Trillian sat in a corner discussing life and matters arising from it； and Arthur took to his bed to flip through Ford's copy of The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy。 Since he was going to live in the place； he reasoned； he'd better start finding out something about it。
He came across this entry。
It said： 'The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases； those of Survival； Inquiry and Sophistication； otherwise known as the How； Why and Where phases。
〃For instance； the first phase is characterized by the question How can we eat？ the second by the question Why do we eat？ and the third by the question Where shall we have lunch？〃
He got no further before the ship's inter buzzed into life。
〃Hey Earthman？ You hungry kid？〃 said Zaphod's voice。
〃Er； well yes； a little peckish I suppose；〃 said Arthur。
〃OK baby； hold tight；〃 said Zaphod。 〃We'll take in a quick bite at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe。〃
1 President： full title President of the Imperial Galactic Government。
The term Imperial is kept though it is now an anachronism。 The hereditary Emperor is nearly dead and has been so for many centuries。 In the last moments of his dying a he was locked in a statis field which keeps him in a state of perpetual unchangingness。 All his heirs are now long dead； and this means that without any drastic political upheaval； power has simply and effectively moved a rung or two down the ladder； and is now seen to be vested in a body which used to act simply as advisers to the Emperor … an elected Governmental assembly headed by a President elected by that assembly。 In fact it vests in no such place。 The President in particular is very much a figurehead … he wields no real power whatsoever。 He is apparently chosen by the government； but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage。 For this reason the President is always a controversial choice； always an infuriating but fascinating character。 His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it。 On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had … he has already spent two of his ten Presidential years in prison for fraud。 Very very few people realize that the President and the Government have virtually no power at all； and of these very few people only six know whence ultimate political power is wielded。 Most of the others secretly believe that the ultimate decision…making process is handled by a puter。 They couldn't be more wrong。
2 Ford Prefect's original name is only pronounceable in an obscure Betelgeusian dialect； now virtually extinct since the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal。/Sid。/Year 03758 which wiped out all the old Praxibetel munities on Betelgeuse Seven。 Ford's father was the only man on the entire planet to survive the Great Collapsing Hrung disaster； by an extraordinary coincidence that he was never able satisfactorily to explain。 The whole episode is shrouded in deep mystery： in fact no one ever knew what a Hrung was nor why it had chosen to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven particularly。 Ford's father； magnanimously waving aside the clouds of suspicion that had inevitably settled around him； came to live on Betelgeuse Five where he both fathered and uncled Ford； in memory of his now dead race he christened him in the ancient Praxibetel tongue。
Because Ford never learned to say his original name； his father eventually died of shame； which is still a terminal disease in some parts of the Galaxy。 The other kids at school nicknamed him Ix； which in the language of Betelgeuse Five translates as 〃boy who is not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is； nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven〃。
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