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ted yesterday。
Two severely dressed men sat respectfully before the terminal and waited。
〃The time is nearly upon us；〃 said one； and Arthur was surprised to see a word suddenly materialize in thin air just by the man's neck。 The word was Loonquawl； and it flashed a couple of times and the disappeared again。 Before Arthur was able to assimilate this the other man spoke and the word Phouchg appeared by his neck。
〃Seventy…five thousand generations ago； our ancestors set this program in motion；〃 the second man said； 〃and in all that time we will be the first to hear the puter speak。〃
〃An awesome prospect； Phouchg；〃 agreed the first man； and Arthur suddenly realized that he was watching a recording with subtitles。
〃We are the ones who will hear；〃 said Phouchg； 〃the answer to the great question of Life。。。！〃
〃The Universe。。。！〃 said Loonquawl。
〃And Everything。。。！〃
〃Shhh；〃 said Loonquawl with a slight gesture； 〃I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak！〃
There was a moment's expectant pause whilst panels slowly came to life on the front of the console。 Lights flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a businesslike pattern。 A soft low hum came from the munication channel。
〃Good morning；〃 said Deep Thought at last。
〃Er。。。 Good morning； O Deep Thought；〃 said Loonquawl nervously； 〃do you have。。。 er； that is。。。〃
〃An answer for you？〃 interrupted Deep Thought majestically。 〃Yes。 I have。〃
The two men shivered with expectancy。 Their waiting had not been in vain。
〃There really is one？〃 breathed Phouchg。
〃There really is one；〃 confirmed Deep Thought。
〃To Everything？ To the great Question of Life； the Universe and Everything？〃
〃Yes。〃
Both of the men had been trained for this moment； their lives had been a preparation for it； they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer； but even so they found themselves gasping and squirming like excited children。
〃And you're ready to give it to us？〃 urged Loonquawl。
〃I am。〃
〃Now？〃
〃Now；〃 said Deep Thought。
They both licked their dry lips。
〃Though I don't think；〃 added Deep Thought； 〃that you're going to like it。〃
〃Doesn't matter！〃 said Phouchg。 〃We must know it！ Now！〃
〃Now？〃 inquired Deep Thought。
〃Yes！ Now。。。〃
〃Alright；〃 said the puter and settled into silence again。 The two men fidgeted。 The tension was unbearable。
〃You're really not going to like it；〃 observed Deep Thought。
〃Tell us！〃
〃Alright；〃 said Deep Thought。 〃The Answer to the Great Question。。。〃
〃Yes。。。！〃
〃Of Life； the Universe and Everything。。。〃 said Deep Thought。
〃Yes。。。！〃
〃Is。。。〃 said Deep Thought； and paused。
〃Yes。。。！〃
〃Is。。。〃
〃Yes。。。！！！。。。？〃
〃Forty…two；〃 said Deep Thought； with infinite majesty and calm。
Chapter 28
It was a long time before anyone spoke。
Out of the corner of his eye Phouchg could see the sea of tense expectant faces down in the square outside。
〃We're going to get lynched aren't we？〃 he whispered。
〃It was a tough assignment；〃 said Deep Thought mildly。
〃Forty…two！〃 yelled Loonquawl。 〃Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work？〃
〃I checked it very thoroughly；〃 said the puter； 〃and that quite definitely is the answer。 I think the problem； to be quite honest with you； is that you've never actually known what the question is。〃
〃But it was the Great Question！ The Ultimate Question of Life； the Universe and Everything！〃 howled Loonquawl。
〃Yes；〃 said Deep Thought with the air of one who suffers fools gladly； 〃but what actually is it？〃
A slow stupefied silence crept over the men as they stared at the puter and then at each other。
〃Well； you know； it's just Everything。。。 Everything。。。〃 offered Phouchg weakly。
〃Exactly！〃 said Deep Thought。 〃So once you do know what the question actually is； you'll know what the answer means。〃
〃Oh terrific；〃 muttered Phouchg flinging aside his notebook and wiping away a tiny tear。
〃Look； alright； alright；〃 said Loonquawl； 〃can you just please tell us the Question？〃
〃The Ultimate Question？〃
〃Yes！〃
〃Of Life； the Universe； and Everything？〃
〃Yes！〃
Deep Thought pondered this for a moment。
〃Tricky；〃 he said。
〃But can you do it？〃 cried Loonquawl。
Deep Thought pondered this for another long moment。
Finally： 〃No；〃 he said firmly。
Both men collapsed on to their chairs in despair。
〃But I'll tell you who can；〃 said Deep Thought。
They both looked up sharply。
〃Who？〃
〃Tell us！〃
Suddenly Arthur began to feel his apparently non…existent scalp begin to crawl as he found himself moving slowly but inexorably forward towards the console； but it was only a dramatic zoom on the part of whoever had made the recording he assumed。
〃I speak of none other than the puter that is to e after me；〃 intoned Deep Thought； his voice regaining its accustomed declamatory tones。 〃A puter whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate … and yet I will design it for you。 A puter which can calculate the Question to the Ultimate Answer； a puter of such infinite and subtle plexity that organic life itself shall form part of its operational matrix。 And you yourselves shall take on new forms and go down into the puter to navigate its ten…million…year program！ Yes！ I shall design this puter for you。 And I shall name it also unto you。 And it shall be called。。。 The Earth。〃
Phouchg gaped at Deep Thought。
〃What a dull name；〃 he said and great incisions appeared down the length of his body。 Loonquawl too suddenly sustained horrific gashed from nowhere。 The puter console blotched and cracked； the walls flickered and crumbled and the room crashed upwards into its own ceiling。。。
Slartibartfast was standing in front of Arthur holding the two wires。
〃End of the tape；〃 he explained。
Chapter 29
〃Zaphod！ Wake up！〃
〃Mmmmmwwwwwerrrrr？〃
〃Hey e on； wake up。〃
〃Just let me stick to what I'm good at； yeah？〃 muttered Zaphod and rolled away from the voice back to sleep。
〃Do you want me to kick you？〃 said Ford。
〃Would it give you a lot of pleasure？〃 said Zaphod； blearily。
〃No。〃
〃Nor me。 So what's the point？ Stop bugging me。〃 Zaphod curled himself up。
〃He got a double dose of the gas；〃 said Trillian looking down at him； 〃two windpipes。〃
〃And stop talking；〃 said Zaphod； 〃it's hard enough trying to sleep anyway。 What's the matter with the ground？ It's all cold and hard。〃
〃It's gold；〃 said Ford。
With an amazingly balletic movement Zaphod was standing and scanning the horizon； because that was how far the gold ground stretched in every direction； perfectly smooth and solid。 It gleamed like。。。 it's impossible to say what it gleamed like because nothing in the Universe gleams in quite the same way that a planet of solid gold does。
〃Who put all that there？〃 yelped Zaphod； goggle…eyed。
〃Don't get excited；〃 said Ford； 〃it's only a catalogue。〃
〃A who？〃
〃A catalogue；〃 said Trillian； 〃an illusion。〃
〃How can you say that？〃 cried Za