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enraptured landscape； like a sea of gold。
Or； as the more reliable observers generally held； like golden syrup。
That is a nice dramatic ending； but life doesn't work like that and there were other things that had to happen。
There was the Octavo； for example。
As the sunlight hit it the book snapped shut and started to fall back to the tower。 And many of the observers realised that dropping towards them was the single most magical thing on the Discworld。
The feeling of bliss and brotherhood evaporated along with the morning dew。 Rincewind and Twoflower were elbowed aside as the crowd surged forward； struggling and trying to climb up one another； hands outstretched。
The Octavo dropped into the centre of the shouting mass。 There was a snap。 A decisive snap； the sort of snap made by a lid that doesn't intend to be opening in a hurry。
Rincewind peered between someone's legs at Twoflower。
'Do you know what I think's going to happen？' he said； grinning。
'What？'
'I think that when you open the Luggage there's just going to be your laundry in there； that's what I think。'
'Oh dear。'
'I think the Octavo knows how to look after itself。 Best place for it； really。'
'I suppose so。 You know； sometimes I get the feeling that the Luggage knows exactly what it's doing。'
'I know what you mean。'
They crawled to the edge of the milling crowd； stood up； dusted themselves off and headed for the steps。 No…one paid them any attention。
'What are they doing now？' said Twoflower； trying to see over the heads of the throng。
'It looks as though they're trying to lever it open；' said Rincewind。
There was a snap and a scream。
'I think the Luggage rather enjoys the attention；' said Twoflower； as they began their cautious descent。
'Yes； it probably does it good to get out and meet people；' said Rincewind； 'and now I think it'd do me good to go and order a couple of drinks。'
'Good idea；' said Twoflower。 'I'll have a couple of drinks too。'
It was nearly noon when Twoflower awoke。 He couldn't remember why he was in a hayloft； or why he was wearing someone else's coat； but he did wake up with one idea right in the forefront of his mind。
He decided it was vitally important to tell Rincewind about it。
He fell out of the hay and landed on the Luggage。
'Oh； you're here； are you？' he said。 'I hope you're ashamed of yourself。'
The Luggage looked bewildered。
'Anyway； I want to b my hair。 Open up；' said Twoflower。
The Luggage obligingly flipped its lid。 Twoflower rooted around among the bags and boxes inside until he found a b and mirror and repaired some of the damage of the night。 Then he looked hard at the Luggage。
'I suppose you wouldn't like to tell me what you've done with the Octavo？'
The Luggage's expression could only be described as wooden。
'All right。 e on； then。'
Twoflower stepped out into the sunlight； which was slightly too bright for his current tastes； and wandered aimlessly along the street。 Everything seemed fresh and new； even the smells； but there didn't seem to be many people up yet。 It had been a long night。
He found Rincewind at the foot of the Tower of Art； upervising a team of workmen who had rigged up a gantry of sorts on the roof and were lowering the stone wizards to the ground。 He seemed to be assisted by a monkey； but Twoflower was in no mood to be surprised at anything。
'Will they be able to be turned back？' he said。
Rincewind looked around。 'What？ Oh； it's you。 No； probably not。 I'm afraid they dropped poor old Wert； anyway。 Five hundred feet onto cobbles。'
'Will you be able to do anything about that？'
'Make a nice rockery。' Rincewind turned and waved at the workmen。
'You're very cheerful；' said Twoflower； a shade reproachfully。 'Didn't you go to bed？'
'Funny thing； I couldn't sleep；' said Rincewind。 'I came out for a breath of fresh air； and no…one seemed to have any idea what to do； so I just sort of got people together；' he indicated the librarian； who tried to hold his hand； 'and started organising things。 Nice day； isn't it？ Air like wine。'
'Rincewind； I've decided that …'
'You know； I think I might re…enroll；' said Rincewind cheerfully。 'I think I could really make a go of things this time。 I can really see myself getting to grips with magic and graduating really well。 They do say if it's summa cum laude； then the living is easy … 。'
'Good； because …'
There's plenty of room at the top； too； now all the big boys will be doing doorstop duty； and …'
'I'm going home。'
'… a sharp lad with a bit of experience of the world could … what？'
'Oook？'
'I said I'm going home；' repeated Twoflower； making polite little attempts to shake off the librarian； who was trying to pick lice off him。
'What home？' said Rincewind； astonished。
'Home home。 My home。 Where I live；' Twoflower explained sheepishly。 'Back across the sea。 You know。
Where I came from。 Will you please stop doing that？'
'Oh。'
'Oook？'
There was a pause。 Then Twoflower said； 'You see； last night it occurred to me； I thought； well； the thing is； all this travelling and seeing things is fine but there's also a lot of fun to be had from having been。 You know； sticking all your pictures in a book and remembering things。'
'There is？'
'Oook？'
'Oh； yes。 The important thing about having lots of things to remember is that you've got to go somewhere afterwards where you can remember them； you see？ You've got to stop。 You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home。 I think that's what I mean。'
Rincewind ran the sentence across his mind again。 It didn't seem any better second time around。
'Oh；' he said again。 Well； good。 If that's the way you look at it。 When are you going； then？'
'Today； I think。 There's bound to be a ship going part of the way。'
'I expect so；' said Rincewind awkwardly。 He looked at his feet。 He looked at the sky。 He cleared his throat。
'We've been through some times together； eh？' said Twoflower； nudging him in the ribs。
'Yeah；' said Rincewind； contorting his face into something like a grin。
'You're not upset； are you？'
'Who； me？' said Rincewind。 'Gosh； no。 Hundred and one things to do。'
That's all right； then。 Listen； let's go and have breakfast and then we can go down to the docks。'
Rincewind nodded dismally； turned to his assistant； and took a banana out of his pocket。
'You've got the hang of it now； you take over；' he muttered。
'Oook。'
In fact there wasn't any ship going anywhere near the Agatean Empire； but that was an academic point because Twoflower simply counted gold pieces into the hand of the first captain with a halfway clean ship until the man suddenly saw the merits of changing his plans。
Rincewind waited on the quayside until Twoflower had finished paying the man about forty times more than his ship was worth。
'That's settled； then；' said Twoflower。 'He'll drop me at the Brown Islands and I can easily get a ship from there。'
'Great；' said Rincewind。
Twoflower looked thoughtful for a moment。 Then he opened the Luggage and pulled out a bag of gold。
'Have you seen Cohen and Bethan？' he said。
'I think they went off to get marri