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Call us； and we'll come to thee！
FAIRIES。 Aye！ Call us； and we'll come to thee！
Tripping hither； tripping thither；
Nobody knows why or whither；
We must now be taking wing
To another fairy ring！
（Fairies and Queen trip off； Iolanthe； who takes an affectionate
farewell of her son； going off last。）
（Enter Phyllis； singing and dancing； and accompanying herself on a
flageolet。）
SONGPHYLLIS。
Good morrow； good lover！
Good lover； good morrow！
I prithee discover；
Steal； purchase； or borrow
Some means of concealing
The care you are feeling；
And join in a measure
Expressive of pleasure；
For we're to be married to…dayto…day！
Yes； we're to be married to…day！
BOTH。 Yes； we're to be married； etc。
STREPH。 （embracing her）。 My Phyllis！ And to…day we are to be
made happy for ever。
PHYL。 Well； we're to be married。
STREPH。 It's the same thing。
PHYL。 I suppose it is。 But oh； Strephon； I tremble at the
step I'm taking！ I believe it's penal servitude for life to marry
a Ward of Court without the Lord Chancellor's consent！ I shall be
of age in two years。 Don't you think you could wait two years？
STREPH。 Two years。 Have you ever looked in the glass？
PHYL。 No； never。
STREPH。 Here； look at that （showing her a pocket mirror）； and
tell me if you think it rational to expect me to wait two years？
PHYL。 （looking at herself）。 No。 You're quite rightit's
asking too much。 One must be reasonable。
STREPH。 Besides； who knows what will happen in two years？
Why； you might fall in love with the Lord Chancellor himself by
that time！
PHYL。 Yes。 He's a clean old gentleman。
STREPH。 As it is； half the House of Lords are sighing at your
feet。
PHYL。 The House of Lords are certainly extremely attentive。
STREPH。 Attentive？ I should think they were！ Why did
five…and…twenty Liberal Peers come down to shoot over your
grass…plot last autumn？ It couldn't have been the sparrows。 Why
did five…and…twenty Conservative Peers come down to fish your pond？
Don't tell me it was the gold…fish！ No； nodelays are dangerous；
and if we are to marry； the sooner the better。
DUETSTREPHON and PHYLLIS。
PHYLLIS。 None shall part us from each other；
One in life and death are we：
All in all to one another
I to thee and thou to me！
BOTH。 Thou the tree and I the flower
Thou the idol； I the throng
Thou the day and I the hour
Thou the singer； I the song！
STREPH。 All in all since that fond meeting
When； in joy； I woke to find
Mine the heart within thee beating；
Mine the love that heart enshrined！
BOTH。 Thou the stream and I the willow
Thou the sculptor； I the clay
Thou the Ocean； I the billow
Thou the sunrise； I the day！
（Exeunt Strephon and Phyllis
together。）
（March。 Enter Procession of Peers。）
CHORUS。
Loudly let the trumpet bray！
Tantantara！
Proudly bang the sounding brasses！
Tzing！ Boom！
As upon its lordly way
This unique procession passes；
Tantantara！ Tzing！ Boom！
Bow； bow； ye lower middle classes！
Bow； bow； ye tradesmen； bow； ye masses！
Blow the trumpets； bang the brasses！
Tantantara！ Tzing！ Boom！
We are peers of highest station；
Paragons of legislation；
Pillars of the British nation！
Tantantara！ Tzing！ Boom！
（Enter the Lord Chancellor； followed by his train…bearer。）
SONGLORD CHANCELLOR。
The Law is the true embodiment
Of everything that's excellent。
It has no kind of fault or flaw；
And I； my Lords； embody the Law。
The constitutional guardian I
Of pretty young Wards in Chancery；
All very agreeable girlsand none
Are over the age of twenty…one。
A pleasant occupation for
A rather susceptible Chancellor！
ALL。 A pleasant； etc。
But though the compliment implied
Inflates me with legitimate pride；
It nevertheless can't be denied
That it has its inconvenient side。
For I'm not so old； and not so plain；
And I'm quite prepared to marry again；
But there'd be the deuce to pay in the Lords
If I fell in love with one of my Wards！
Which rather tries my temper； for
I'm such a susceptible Chancellor！
ALL。 Which rather； etc。
And every one who'd marry a Ward
Must come to me for my accord；
And in my court I sit all day；
Giving agreeable girls away；
With one for himand one for he
And one for youand one for ye
And one for thouand one for thee
But never； oh； never a one for me！
Which is exasperating for
A highly susceptible Chancellor！
ALL。 Which is； etc。
（Enter Lord Tolloller。）
LORD TOLL。 And now； my Lords； to the business of the day。
LORD CH。 By all means。 Phyllis； who is a Ward of Court； has
so powerfully affected your Lordships； that you have appealed to me
in a body to give her to whichever one of you she may think proper
to select； and a noble Lord has just gone to her cottage to request
her immediate attendance。 It would be idle to deny that I； myself；
have the misfortune to be singularly attracted by this young
person。 My regard for her is rapidly undermining my constitution。
Three months ago I was a stout man。 I need say no more。 If I
could reconcile it with my duty； I should unhesitatingly award her
to myself； for I can conscientiously say that I know no man who is
so well fitted to render her exceptionally happy。 （Peers： Hear；
hear！） But such an award would be