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Why； what did you suppose I was going to play？
ERN。 （keeping up a show of reluctance） But； considering
your strong personal dislike to me and your persistent rejection
of my repeated offers； won't you find it difficult to throw
yourself into the part with all the impassioned enthusiasm that
the character seems to demand？ Remember； it's a strongly
emotional part； involving long and repeated scenes of rapture；
tenderness； adoration； devotionall in luxuriant excess； and all
of the most demonstrative description。
JULIA。 My good sir； throughout my career I have made it a
rule never to allow private feeling to interfere with my
professional duties。 You may be quite sure that （however
distasteful the part may be） if I undertake it； I shall consider
myself professionally bound to throw myself into it with all the
ardour at my command。
ERN。 （asidewith effusion）。 I'm the happiest fellow
alive！
（Aloud。） Nowwould you have any objectiontoto give me some
ideaif it's only a mere sketchas to how you would play it？
It would be really interestingto meto know your conception
ofofthe part of my wife。
JULIA。 How would I play it？ Now； let me seelet me see。
（Considering。） Ah； I have it！
BALLADJULIA。
How would I play this part
The Grand Duke's Bride？
All rancour in my heart
I'd duly hide
I'd drive it from my recollection
And 'whelm you with a mock affection；
Well calculated to defy detection
That's how I'd play this part
The Grand Duke's Bride。
With many a winsome smile
I'd witch and woo；
With gay and girlish guile
I'd frenzy you
I'd madden you with my caressing；
Like turtle； her first love confessing
That it was 〃mock〃； no mortal would be
guessing；
With so much winsome wile
I'd witch and woo！
Did any other maid
With you succeed；
I'd pinch the forward jade
I would indeed！
With jealous frenzy agitated
（Which would； of course； be simulated）；
I'd make her wish she'd never been created
Did any other maid
With you succeed！
And should there come to me；
Some summers hence；
In all the childish glee
Of innocence；
Fair babes； aglow with beauty vernal；
My heart would bound with joy diurnal！
This sweet display of sympathy maternal；
Well； that would also be
A mere pretence！
My histrionic art
Though you deride；
That's how I'd play that part
The Grand Duke's Bride！
ENSEMBLE。
ERNEST。 JULIA。
Oh joy！ when two glowing young My boy； when two
glowing
hearts； young hearts
From the rise of the curtain； From the rise of the
curtain；
Thus throw themselves into their Thus throw themselves
into
their parts； parts；
Success is most certain！ Success is most
certain！
If the role you're prepared to endow The role I'm prepared
to
endow
With such delicate touches； With most delicate
touch…
es；
By the heaven above us； I vow By the heaven above us；
I
vow
You shall be my Grand Duchess！ I will be your Grand
Duchess！
（Dance。）
Enter all the Chorus with LUDWIG； NOTARY；
and LISAall greatly agitated。
EXCITED CHORUS。
My goodness me！ What shall we do ？ Why； what a dreadful
situation！
（To LUD。） It's all your fault； you booby youyou lump of
indiscrimination！
I'm sure I don't know where to goit's put me into such a
tetter
But this at all events I knowthe sooner we are off； the
better！
ERN。 What means this agitato？ What d'ye seek？
As your Grand Duke elect I bid you speak！
SONGLUDWIG。
Ten minutes since I met a chap
Who bowed an easy salutation
Thinks I； 〃This gentleman； mayhap；
Belongs to our Association。〃
But； on the whole；
Uncertain yet；
A sausage…roll
I took and eat
That chap replied （I don't embellish）
By eating three with obvious relish。
CHORUS （angrily）。 Why； gracious powers；
No chum of ours
Could eat three sausage…rolls with relish！
LUD。 Quite reassured； I let him know
Our ploteach incident explaining；
That stranger chuckled much； as though
He thought me highly entertaining。
I told him all；
Both bad and good；
I bade him call
He said he would：
I added muchthe more I muckled；
The more that chuckling chummy chuckled！
ALL （angrily）。 A bat could see
He couldn't be
A chum of ours if he chuckled！
LUD。 Well； as I bowed to his applause；
Down dropped he with hysteric bellow
And that seemed right enough； because
I am a devilish funny fellow。
Then suddenly；
As still he squealed；
It flashed on me
That I'd revealed
Our plot； with all details effective；
To Grand Duke Rudolph's own detective！
ALL。 What folly fell；
To go and tell
Our plot to any one's detective！
CHORUS。
（Attacking LUDWIG。） You booby dense
You oaf immense；
With no pretence
To common sense！
A stupid muff
Who's made of stuff
Not worth a puff
Of candle…snuff！
Pack up at once and off we go； unless we're anxious to exhibit
Our fairy forms all in a row； strung up upon the Castle gibbet！