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understand at first。 At the dinner…table his amusement seemed； I won't say to make a 'butt' of me … his banter was too good…natured for that … but he treated me as Dr。 Primrose treated his son after the bushel…of…green…spectacles bargain。 He invented the most wonderful stories； and told them with imperturbable sedateness。 Finding a credulous listener in me； he drew all the more freely upon his invention。 When； however； he gravely asserted that Jonas was not the only man who had spent three days and three nights in a whale's belly； but that he himself had caught a whale with a man inside it who had lived there for more than a year on blubber； which； he declared； was better than turtle soup； it was impossible to resist the fooling； and not forget that one was the Moses of the extravaganza。
In the evening he proposed that his son and daughter and I should act a charade。 Napier was the audience； and Marryat himself the orchestra … that is； he played on his fiddle such tunes as a ship's fiddler or piper plays to the heaving of the anchor； or for hoisting in cargo。 Everyone was in romping spirits； and notwithstanding the cheery Captain's signs of fatigue and worn looks； which he evidently strove to conceal； the evening had all the freshness and spirit of an impromptu pleasure。
When I left； Marryat gave me his violin； with some sad words about his not being likely to play upon it more。 Perhaps he knew better than we how prophetically he was speaking。 Barely three weeks afterwards I learnt that the humorous creator of 'Midshipman Easy' would never make us laugh again。
In 1846 Lord John Russell succeeded Sir Robert Peel as premier。 At the General Election； a brother of mine was the Liberal candidate for the seat in East Norfolk。 He was returned； but was threatened with defeat through an occurrence in which I was innocently involved。
The largest landowner in this division of the county； next to my brother Leicester； was Lord Hastings … great…grandfather of the present lord。 On the occasion I am referring to； he was a guest at Holkham； where a large party was then assembled。 Leicester was particularly anxious to be civil to his powerful neighbour； and desired the members of his family to show him every attention。 The little lord was an exceedingly punctilious man： as scrupulously dapper in manner as he was in dress。 Nothing could be more courteous； more smiling； than his habitual demeanour； but his bite was worse than his bark； and nobody knew which candidate his agents had instructions to support in the coming contest。 It was quite on the cards that the secret order would turn the scales。
One evening after dinner； when the ladies had left us； the men were drawn together and settled down to their wine。 It was before the days of cigarettes； and claret was plentifully imbibed。 I happened to be seated next to Lord Hastings on his left； on the other side of him was Spencer Lyttelton； uncle of our Colonial Secretary。 Spencer Lyttelton was a notable character。 He had much of the talents and amiability of his distinguished family； but he was eccentric； exceedingly comic； and dangerously addicted to practical jokes。 One of these he now played upon the spruce and vigilant little potentate whom it was our special aim to win。
As the decanters circulated from right to left； Spencer filled himself a bumper； and passed the bottles on。 Lord Hastings followed suit。 I； unfortunately； was speaking to Lyttelton behind Lord Hastings's back； and as he turned and pushed the wine to me； the incorrigible joker； catching sight of the handkerchief sticking out of my lord's coat…tail； quick as thought drew it open and emptied his full glass into the gaping pocket。 A few minutes later Lord Hastings； who took snuff； discovered what had happened。 He held the dripping cloth up for inspection； and with perfect urbanity deposited it on his dessert plate。
Leicester looked furious； but said nothing till we joined the ladies。 He first spoke to Hastings； and then to me。 What passed between the two I do not know。 To me； he said： 'Hastings tells me it was you who poured the claret into his pocket。 This will lose the election。 After to…morrow； I shall want your room。' Of course； the culprit confessed； and my brother got the support we hoped for。 Thus it was that the political interests of several thousands of electors depended on a glass of wine。
CHAPTER XII
I HAD completed my second year at the University； when； in October 1848； just as I was about to return to Cambridge after the long vacation； an old friend … William Grey； the youngest of the ex…Prime…Minister's sons … called on me at my London lodgings。 He was attached to the Vienna Embassy； where his uncle； Lord Ponsonby； was then ambassador。 Shortly before this there had been serious insurrections both in Paris； Vienna； and Berlin。
Many may still be living who remember how Louis Philippe fled to England； how the infection spread over this country； how 25；000 Chartists met on Kennington Common； how the upper and middle classes of London were enrolled as special constables； with the future Emperor of the French amongst them； how the promptitude of the Iron Duke saved London； at least； from the fate of the French and Austrian capitals。
This； however； was not till the following spring。 Up to October； no overt defiance of the Austrian Government had yet asserted itself； but the imminence of an outbreak was the anxious thought of the hour。 The hot heads of Germany； France； and England were more than meditating … they were threatening； and preparing for； a European revolution。 Bloody battles were to be fought； kings and emperors were to be dethroned and decapitated； mobs were to take the place of parliaments； the leaders of the 'people' … I。E。 the stump orators … were to rule the world； property was to be divided and subdivided down to the shirt on a man's … a rich man's … back； and every 'po'r' man was to have his own； and … somebody else's。 This was the divine law of Nature； according to the gospels of Saint Jean Jacques and Mr。 Feargus O'Connor。 We were all naked under our clothes； which clearly proved our equality。 This was the simple； the beautiful programme； once carried out； peace； fraternal and eternal peace； would reign … till it ended； and the earthly Paradise would be an accomplished fact。
I was an ultra…Radical … a younger…son Radical … in those days。 I was quite ready to share with my elder brother； I had no prejudice in favour of my superiors； I had often dreamed of becoming a leader of the 'people' … a stump orator； I。E。 … with the handsome emoluments of ministerial office。
William Grey came to say good…bye。 He was suddenly recalled in consequence of the insurrection。 'It is a most critical state of affairs；' he said。 'A revolution may break out all over the Continent at any moment。 There's no saying where it may end。 We are on the eve of a new epoch in the history of Europe。 I wouldn't miss it on any account。'
'Most interesting！ most interesting！' I exclaimed。 'How I wish I were going with you！'
'Come；' s