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lever talker； and had a great deal of assurance； which not very seldom supplies the room of good sense。 This and the behaviour of M。 de Turenne； together with the indolence of Mademoiselle de Vendome； made me think all was fair； so that I never suspected an amour at the bottom。
The Bishop of Lisieux being a great admirer of Corneille's writings； and making no scruple to see a good comedy； provided it was in the country among a few friends； the late Madame de Choisy proposed to entertain him with one at Saint Cloud。 Accordingly Madame took with her Madame and Mademoiselle de Vendome； M。 de Turenne； M。 de Brion； Voiture； and myself。 De Brion took care of the comedy and violins； and I looked after a good collation。 We went to the Archbishop's house at Saint Cloud； where the comedians did not arrive till very late at night。 M。 de Lisieux admired the violins； and Madame de Vendome was hugely diverted to see her daughter dance alone。 In short； we did not set out till peep of day （it being summer…time； and the days at the longest； and were got no further than the bottom of the Descent of Bonshommes； when all on a sudden the coach stopped。 I； being next the door opposite to Mademoiselle de Vendome； bade the coachman drive on。 He answered； as plain as he could speak for his fright； 〃What！ would you have me drive over all these devils here？〃 I put my head out of the coach； but； being short…sighted from my youth； saw nothing at all。 Madame de Choisy； who was at the other door with M。 de Turenne； was the first in the coach who found out the cause of the coachman's fright。 I say in the coach； for five or six lackeys behind it were already crying 〃Jesu Maria〃 and quaking with fear。
Madame de Choisy cried out； upon which M。 de Turenne threw himself out of the coach； and I； thinking we were beset by highwaymen； leaped out on the other side； took one of the footmen's hangers； drew it； and went to the other aide to join M。 de Turenne； whom I found with his eyes fixed on something； but what I could not see。 I asked him what it was； upon which he pulled me by the sleeve； and said； with a low voice； 〃I will tell you； but we must not frighten the ladies；〃 who； by this time； screamed most fearfully。 Voiture began his Oremus； and prayed heartily。 You； I suppose； knew Madame de Choisy's shrill tone； Mademoiselle de Vendome was counting her beads； Madame de Vendome would fain have confessed her sins to the Bishop of Lisieux； who said to her； 〃Daughter； be of good cheer； you are in the hands of God。〃 At the same instant； the Comte do Brion and all the lackeys were upon their knees very devoutly singing the Litany of the Virgin Mary。
M。 de Turenne drew his sword； and said to me； with the calm and undisturbed air he commonly puts on when he calls for his dinner； or gives battle； 〃Come； let us go and see who they are。〃
〃Whom should we see？〃 said I； for I believed we had all lost our senses。
He answered； 〃I verily think they are devils。〃
When we had advanced five or six steps I began to see something which I thought looked like a long procession of black phantoms。 I was frightened at first； because of the sudden reflection that I had often wished to see a spirit； and that now； perhaps； I should pay for my incredulity； or rather curiosity。 M。 de Turenne was all the while calm and resolute。 I made two or three leaps towards the procession； upon which the company in the coach； thinking we were fighting with all the devils； cried out most terribly； yet it is a question whether our company was in a greater fright than the imaginary devils that put us into it； who； it seems； were a parcel of barefooted reformed Augustine friars； otherwise called the Black Capuchins； who； seeing two men advancing towards them with drawn swords； one of them； detached from the fraternity； cried out； 〃Gentlemen； we are poor； harmless friars； only come to bathe in this river for our healths。〃 M。 de Turenne and I went back to the coach ready to die with laughing at this adventure。
Upon the whole we could not help making this reflection； that what we read in the lives of most people is false。 We were both grossly mistaken； I； for supposing him to be frightened； he； for thinking me calm and undisturbed。 Who； therefore； can write truth better than the man who has experienced it？ The President de Thou is very just in his remark when he says that 〃There is no true history extant； nor can be ever expected unless written by honest men who are not afraid or ashamed to tell the truth of themselves。〃 I do not pretend to make any merit of my sincerity in this case； for I feel so great a satisfaction in unfolding my very heart and soul to you； that the pleasure is even more prevalent than reason with me in the religious regard I have to the exactness of my history。
Mademoiselle de Vendome had ever after an inconceivable contempt for the poor Comte de Brion； who in this ridiculous adventure had disclosed a weakness never before imagined； and as soon as we were got into the coach she bantered him； and said； particularly to me：
〃I fancy I must be Henri IV。's granddaughter by the esteem I have for valour。 There's nothing can frighten you； since you were so undaunted on this extraordinary occasion。〃
I told her I was afraid； but being not so devout as M。 de Brion； my fears did not turn to litanies。
〃You feared not；〃 said she； 〃and I fancy you do not believe there are devils； for M。 de Turenne； who is very brave； was much surprised； and did not march on so briskly as you。〃
I confess the distinction pleased me mightily and made me think of venturing some compliments。 I then said to her； 〃One may believe there is a devil and yet not fear him； there are things in the world more terrible。〃
〃And what are they？〃 said she。
〃They are so strong；〃 said I； 〃that one dare not so much as name them。〃
She interpreted my meaning rightly； as she told me since； though she seemed at that time not to understand me。
Mademoiselle was not what they call a great beauty； yet she was very handsome； and I was complimented for saying of her and of Mademoiselle de Guise that they were beauties of quality who convinced the beholders at first sight that they were born Princesses。 Mademoiselle de Vendome had no great share of wit； but her folly lay as yet concealed； her air was grave； tinctured with stateliness； not the effect of good sense； but the consequence of a languid constitution； which sort of gravity often covers a multitude of defects。 In the main； take her altogether； she was really amiable。
Let me beseech you； madame； with all submission； to call now to mind the commands you were pleased to honour me with a little before your departure from Paris； that I should give you a precise account of every circumstance and accident of my life； and conceal nothing。 You see； by what I have already related； that my ecclesiastical occupations were diversified and relieved； though not disfigured； by other employments of a more diverting nature。 I observed a decorum in all my actions； and where I happened to make a false step some good fortune or other always retrieved it。 All the ecclesiastics of the diocese wished to see me succeed my uncle in the archbishopri