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There never had been such consternation in diplomatic circles in Washington。 Of course； Mr。 Cleveland and his supporters had to get out from under the situation as quickly and gracefully as possible。
The administration instantly demanded that the British Government should recall Lord Sackville West； which was done； and he was repudiated for his activity in American politics。 It was curious that the prince had apparently never been fully informed of the facts； but had been misled by Sackville West's explanation； and the prince was always loyal to a friend。
One year Mr。 James G。 Blaine visited Homburg； and the prince at once invited him to luncheon。 Blaine's retort to a question delighted every American in the place。 One of the guests was the then Duke of Manchester； an old man and a great Tory。 When the duke grasped that Blaine was a leading American and had been a candidate for the presidency of the United States； all his old Toryism was aroused； and he was back in the days of George III。 To the horror of the prince； the duke said to Mr。 Blaine： 〃The most outrageous thing in all history was your rebellion and separation from the best government on earth。〃 He said much more before the prince could stop him。
Blaine； with that grace and tact for which he was so famous； smilingly said： 〃Well； your Grace； if George III had had the sense； tact； and winning qualities of his great…grandson； our host； it is just possible that we might now be a self…governing colony in the British Empire。〃
The answer relieved the situation and immensely pleased the host。 Lord Rosebery once said in a speech that； with the tremendous growth in every element of greatness of the United States； if the American colonies had remained in the British Empire； with their preponderating influence and prestige； the capital of Great Britain might have been moved to New York and Buckingham Palace rebuilt in Central Park。
At another dinner one of the guests of the prince suddenly shot at me across the table the startling question： 〃Do you know certain American heiresses〃naming them〃now visiting London？〃
I answered 〃Yes〃naming one especially； a very beautiful and accomplished girl who was quite the most popular debutante of the London season。
〃How much has she？〃 he asked。
I named the millions which she would probably inherit。 〃But；〃 I added； 〃before you marry an American heiress； you better be sure that she can say the Lord's Prayer。〃
He said with great indignation that he would be astonished if any American girl could be recognized in English society who had been so badly brought up that she was not familiar with the Lord's Prayer。
〃All of them are；〃 I replied； 〃but few heiresses； unless they have come into their inheritance and can say 'Our Father； who art in heaven；' will inherit much； because American fathers are very speculative。〃
He continued to express his astonishment at this lack of religious training in an American family； while the prince enjoyed the joke so much that I was fearful in his convulsive laughter he would have a fit of apoplexy。
Once； at a dinner given by the prince； an old lady of very high rank and leading position said suddenly to me； and in a way which aroused the attention of the whole company： 〃Is it true that divorces are very common in America？〃
I knew that a denial by me would not convince her or any others who shared in this belief； then very common in Europe。 Of course； the prince knew better。 I saw from his expression that he wished me to take advantage of the opportunity。 I made up my mind quickly that the best way to meet this belief was by an exaggeration which would show its absurdity。
Having once started； the imaginative situation grew beyond my anticipation。 I answered： 〃Yes； divorces are so common with us that the government has set aside one of our forty…odd States for this special purpose。 It is the principal business of the authorities。 Most of these actions for divorce take place at the capital； which is always crowded with great numbers of people from all parts of the country seeking relief from their marital obligations。〃
〃Did you ever visit that capital？〃 asked the prince。
〃Yes； several times；〃 I answered； 〃but not for divorce。 My domestic relations have always been very happy； but it is also a famous health resort； and I went there for the cure。〃
〃Tell us about your visit；〃 said the prince。
〃Well；〃 I continued； 〃it was out of season when I was first there； so the only amusement or public occasions of interest were prayer…meetings。〃
The old lady asked excitedly： 〃Share meetings？〃 She had been a large and unfortunate investor in American stocks。
I relieved her by saying： 〃No； not share meetings； but religious prayer…meetings。 I remember one evening that the gentleman who sat beside me turned suddenly to his wife and said： 'We must get out of here at once； the air is too close。' 'Why； no；' she said； 'the windows are all open and the breeze is fresh。' 'Yes；' he quickly remarked； 'but next to you are your two predecessors from whom I was divorced； and that makes the air too close for me。'〃
The old lady exclaimed： 〃What a frightful condition！〃
〃Tell us more；〃 said the prince。
〃Well；〃 I continued； 〃one day the mayor of the city invited me to accompany him to the station； as the divorce train was about to arrive。 I found at the station a judge and one of the court attendants。 The attendant had a large package of divorce decrees to which the seal of the court had been attached； and also the signature of the judge。 They only required to have the name of the party desiring divorce inserted。 Alongside the judge stood a clergyman of the Established Church in full robes of his sacred office。 When the passengers had all left the cars； the conductor jumped on to one of the car platforms and shouted to the crowd： 'All those who desire divorce will go before the judge and make their application。'
〃When they had all been released by the court the conductor again called out： 'All those who have been accompanied by their partners； or where both have been to…day released from their former husbands and wives to be remarried； will go before the rector。' He married them in a body； whereupon they all resumed their places on the train。 The blowing of the whistle and the ringing of the bell on the locomotive was the music of their first； second； or third honeymoon journey。〃
The old lady threw up her hands in horror and cried： 〃Such an impious civilization must come speedily not only to spiritual and moral destruction； but chaos。〃
Most of the company saw what an amazing caricature the whole story was and received it with great hilarity。 The effect of it was to end； for that circle； at least； and their friends； a serious discussion of the universality of American divorces。
The prince was always an eager sportsman and a very chivalric one。 At the time of one of the races at Cowes he became very indignant at the conduct of an American yachtsman who had entered his boat。 It was charged by the other competitors that this American yachtsman violated all the unwritten laws of the contest。
After the race the prince said to me： 〃A yacht is