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George; who would not be able to get away from the City till the 

afternoon (George goes to sleep at a bank from ten to four each day; 

except Saturdays; when they wake him up and put him outside at two); 

would meet us there。



Should we 〃camp out〃 or sleep at inns?



George and I were for camping out。  We said it would be so wild and free; 

so patriarchal like。



Slowly the golden memory of the dead sun fades from the hearts of the 

cold; sad clouds。  Silent; like sorrowing children; the birds have ceased 

their song; and only the moorhen's plaintive cry and the harsh croak of 

the corncrake stirs the awed hush around the couch of waters; where the 

dying day breathes out her last。



From the dim woods on either bank; Night's ghostly army; the grey 

shadows; creep out with noiseless tread to chase away the lingering rear…

guard of the light; and pass; with noiseless; unseen feet; above the 

waving river…grass; and through the sighing rushes; and Night; upon her 

sombre throne; folds her black wings above the darkening world; and; from 

her phantom palace; lit by the pale stars; reigns in stillness。



Then we run our little boat into some quiet nook; and the tent is 

pitched; and the frugal supper cooked and eaten。  Then the big pipes are 

filled and lighted; and the pleasant chat goes round in musical 

undertone; while; in the pauses of our talk; the river; playing round the 

boat; prattles strange old tales and secrets; sings low the old child's 

song that it has sung so many thousand years … will sing so many thousand 

years to come; before its voice grows harsh and old … a song that we; who 

have learnt to love its changing face; who have so often nestled on its 

yielding bosom; think; somehow; we understand; though we could not tell 

you in mere words the story that we listen to。



And we sit there; by its margin; while the moon; who loves it too; stoops 

down to kiss it with a sister's kiss; and throws her silver arms around 

it clingingly; and we watch it as it flows; ever singing; ever 

whispering; out to meet its king; the sea … till our voices die away in 

silence; and the pipes go out … till we; common…place; everyday young men 

enough; feel strangely full of thoughts; half sad; half sweet; and do not 

care or want to speak … till we laugh; and; rising; knock the ashes from 

our burnt…out pipes; and say 〃Good…night;〃 and; lulled by the lapping 

water and the rustling trees; we fall asleep beneath the great; still 

stars; and dream that the world is young again … young and sweet as she 

used to be ere the centuries of fret and care had furrowed her fair face; 

ere her children's sins and follies had made old her loving heart … sweet 

as she was in those bygone days when; a new…made mother; she nursed us; 

her children; upon her own deep breast … ere the wiles of painted 

civilization had lured us away from her fond arms; and the poisoned 

sneers of artificiality had made us ashamed of the simple life we led 

with her; and the simple; stately home where mankind was born so many 

thousands years ago。



Harris said:



〃How about when it rained?〃



You can never rouse Harris。  There is no poetry about Harris … no wild 

yearning for the unattainable。  Harris never 〃weeps; he knows not why。〃  

If Harris's eyes fill with tears; you can bet it is because Harris has 

been eating raw onions; or has put too much Worcester over his chop。



If you were to stand at night by the sea…shore with Harris; and say:



〃Hark! do you not hear?  Is it but the mermaids singing deep below the 

waving waters; or sad spirits; chanting dirges for white corpses; held by 

seaweed?〃  Harris would take you by the arm; and say:



〃I know what it is; old man; you've got a chill。  Now; you come along 

with me。  I know a place round the corner here; where you can get a drop 

of the finest Scotch whisky you ever tasted … put you right in less than 

no time。〃



Harris always does know a place round the corner where you can get 

something brilliant in the drinking line。  I believe that if you met 

Harris up in Paradise (supposing such a thing likely); he would 

immediately greet you with:



〃So glad you've come; old fellow; I've found a nice place round the 

corner here; where you can get some really first…class nectar。〃



In the present instance; however; as regarded the camping out; his 

practical view of the matter came as a very timely hint。  Camping out in 

rainy weather is not pleasant。



It is evening。  You are wet through; and there is a good two inches of 

water in the boat; and all the things are damp。  You find a place on the 

banks that is not quite so puddly as other places you have seen; and you 

land and lug out the tent; and two of you proceed to fix it。



It is soaked and heavy; and it flops about; and tumbles down on you; and 

clings round your head and makes you mad。  The rain is pouring steadily 

down all the time。  It is difficult enough to fix a tent in dry weather: 

in wet; the task becomes herculean。  Instead of helping you; it seems to 

you that the other man is simply playing the fool。  Just as you get your 

side beautifully fixed; he gives it a hoist from his end; and spoils it 

all。



〃Here! what are you up to?〃 you call out。



〃What are YOU up to?〃 he retorts; 〃leggo; can't you?〃



〃Don't pull it; you've got it all wrong; you stupid ass!〃 you shout。



〃No; I haven't;〃 he yells back; 〃let go your side!〃



〃I tell you you've got it all wrong!〃 you roar; wishing that you could 

get at him; and you give your ropes a lug that pulls all his pegs out。



〃Ah; the bally idiot!〃 you hear him mutter to himself; and then comes a 

savage haul; and away goes your side。  You lay down the mallet and start 

to go round and tell him what you think about the whole business; and; at 

the same time; he starts round in the same direction to come and explain 

his views to you。  And you follow each other round and round; swearing at 

one another; until the tent tumbles down in a heap; and leaves you 

looking at each other across its ruins; when you both indignantly 

exclaim; in the same breath:



〃There you are! what did I tell you?〃



Meanwhile the third man; who has been baling out the boat; and who has 

spilled the water down his sleeve; and has been cursing away to himself 

steadily for the last ten minutes; wants to know what the thundering 

blazes you're playing at; and why the blarmed tent isn't up yet。



At last; somehow or other; it does get up; and you land the things。  It 

is hopeless attempting to make a wood fire; so you light the methylated 

spirit stove; and crowd round that。



Rainwater is the chief article of diet at supper。  The bread is two…

thirds rainwater; the beefsteak…pie is exceedingly rich in it; and the 

jam; and the butter; and the salt; and the coffee have all combined with 

it to make soup。



After supper; you find your tobacco is damp; and you cannot smok
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