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And he swam northward again; day after day; till at last he met the King of the Herrings; with a curry…comb growing out of his nose; and a sprat in his mouth for a cigar; and asked him the way to Shiny Wall; so he bolted his sprat head foremost; and said:
〃If I were you; young Gentleman; I should go to the Allalonestone; and ask the last of the Gairfowl。 She is of a very ancient clan; very nearly as ancient as my own; and knows a good deal which these modern upstarts don't; as ladies of old houses are likely to do。〃
Tom asked his way to her; and the King of the Herrings told him very kindly; for he was a courteous old gentleman of the old school; though he was horribly ugly; and strangely bedizened too; like the old dandies who lounge in the club…house windows。
But just as Tom had thanked him and set off; he called after him: 〃Hi! I say; can you fly?〃
〃I never tried;〃 says Tom。 〃Why?〃
〃Because; if you can; I should advise you to say nothing to the old lady about it。 There; take a hint。 Good…bye。〃
And away Tom went for seven days and seven nights due north…west; till he came to a great codbank; the like of which he never saw before。 The great cod lay below in tens of thousands; and gobbled shell…fish all day long; and the blue sharks roved above in hundreds; and gobbled them when they came up。 So they ate; and ate; and ate each other; as they had done since the making of the world; for no man had come here yet to catch them; and find out how rich old Mother Carey is。
And there he saw the last of the Gairfowl; standing up on the Allalonestones all alone。 And a very grand old lady she was; full three feet high; and bolt upright; like some old Highland chieftainess。 She had on a black velvet gown; and a white pinner and apron; and a very high bridge to her nose (which is a sure mark of high breeding); and a large pair of white spectacles on it; which made her look rather odd: but it was the ancient fashion of her house。
And instead of wings; she had two little feathery arms; with which she fanned herself; and complained of the dreadful heat; and she kept on crooning an old song to herself; which she learnt when she was a little baby…bird; long ago …
〃Two little birds they sat on a stone; One swam away; and then there was one; With a fal…lal…la…lady。
〃The other swam after; and then there was none; And so the poor stone was left all alone; With a fal…lal…la…lady。〃
It was 〃flew〃 away; properly; and not 〃swam〃 away: but; as she could not fly; she had a right to alter it。 However; it was a very fit song for her to sing; because she was a lady herself。
Tom came up to her very humbly; and made his bow; and the first thing she said was …
〃Have you wings? Can you fly?〃
〃Oh dear; no; ma'am; I should not think of such thing;〃 said cunning little Tom。
〃Then I shall have great pleasure in talking to you; my dear。 It is quite refreshing nowadays to see anything without wings。 They must all have wings; forsooth; now; every new upstart sort of bird; and fly。 What can they want with flying; and raising themselves above their proper station in life? In the days of my ancestors no birds ever thought of having wings; and did very well without; and now they all laugh at me because I keep to the good old fashion。 Why; the very marrocks and dovekies have got wings; the vulgar creatures; and poor little ones enough they are; and my own cousins too; the razor…bills; who are gentlefolk born; and ought to know better than to ape their inferiors。〃
And so she was running on; while Tom tried to get in a word edgeways; and at last he did; when the old lady got out of breath; and began fanning herself again; and then he asked if she knew the way to Shiny Wall。
〃Shiny Wall? Who should know better than I? We all came from Shiny Wall; thousands of years ago; when it was decently cold; and the climate was fit for gentlefolk; but now; what with the heat; and what with these vulgar…winged things who fly up and down and eat everything; so that gentlepeople's hunting is all spoilt; and one really cannot get one's living; or hardly venture off the rock for fear of being flown against by some creature that would not have dared to come within a mile of one a thousand years ago … what was I saying? Why; we have quite gone down in the world; my dear; and have nothing left but our honour。 And I am the last of my family。 A friend of mine and I came and settled on this rock when we were young; to be out of the way of low people。 Once we were a great nation; and spread over all the Northern Isles。 But men shot us so; and knocked us on the head; and took our eggs … why; if you will believe it; they say that on the coast of Labrador the sailors used to lay a plank from the rock on board the thing called their ship; and drive us along the plank by hundreds; till we tumbled down into the ship's waist in heaps; and then; I suppose; they ate us; the nasty fellows! Well … but … what was I saying? At last; there were none of us left; except on the old Gairfowlskerry; just off the Iceland coast; up which no man could climb。 Even there we had no peace; for one day; when I was quite a young girl; the land rocked; and the sea boiled; and the sky grew dark; and all the air was filled with smoke and dust; and down tumbled the old Gairfowlskerry into the sea。 The dovekies and marrocks; of course; all flew away; but we were too proud to do that。 Some of us were dashed to pieces; and some drowned; and those who were left got away to Eldey; and the dovekies tell me they are all dead now; and that another Gairfowlskerry has risen out of the sea close to the old one; but that it is such a poor flat place that it is not safe to live on: and so here I am left alone。〃
This was the Gairfowl's story; and; strange as it may seem; it is every word of it true。
〃If you only had had wings!〃 said Tom; 〃then you might all have flown away too。〃
〃Yes; young gentleman: and if people are not gentleman and ladies; and forget that NOBLESSE OBLIGE; they will find it as easy to get on in the world as other people who don't care what they do。 Why; if I had not recollected that NOBLESSE OBLIGE; I should not have been all alone now。〃 And the poor old lady sighed。
〃How was that; ma'am?〃
〃Why; my dear; a gentleman came hither with me; and after we had been here some time; he wanted to marry … in fact; he actually proposed to me。 Well; I can't blame him; I was young; and very handsome then; I don't deny: but you see; I could not hear of such a thing; because he was my deceased sister's husband; you see?〃
〃Of course not; ma'am;〃 said Tom; though; of course; he knew nothing about it。 〃She was very much diseased; I suppose?〃
〃You do not understand me; my dear。 I mean; that being a lady; and with right and honourable feelings; as our house always has had; I felt it my duty to snub him; and howk him; and peck him continually; to keep him at his proper distance; and; to tell the truth; I once pecked him a little too hard; poor fellow; and he tumbled backwards off the rock; and … really; it was very unfortunate; but it was not my fault … a shark coming by saw him flapping; and snapped him up。 And since then I have lived a