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was a spare young fellow； not more than thirty； with sandy hair and
eyebrows； and eyelashes so white as to be almost imperceptible。 He was
dressed in black； somewhat to the 〃rearward o' the fashion；〃 and I had an
odd idea that it had been his wedding suit； and it afterwards appeared I
was right。 His manner had the precision and much of the dogmatism of
the country schoolmaster； accustomed to wrestle with the feeblest
intellects。 From his history； which he presently gave me； it appeared I
was right here also。
He was born and bred in a Western State； and； as schoolmaster of
Remus and Clerk of Supervisors； had married one of his scholars； the
daughter of a clergyman； and a man of some little property。 He had
attracted some attention by his powers of declamation； and was one of the
principal members of the Remus Debating Society。 The various
questions then agitating Remus；〃Is the doctrine of immortality consistent
with an agricultural life？〃 and； 〃Are round dances morally wrong？〃
afforded him an opportunity of bringing himself prominently before the
country people。 Perhaps I might have seen an extract copied from the
〃Remus Sentinel〃 in the 〃Christian Recorder〃 of May 7； 1875？ No？ He
would get it for me。 He had taken an active part in the last campaign。 He
did not like to say it； but it had been universally acknowledged that he had
elected Gashwiler。
Who？
Gen。 Pratt C。 Gashwiler； member of Congress from our deestrict。
Oh！
A powerful man； sira very powerful man； a man whose influence will
presently be felt here； sirHERE！ Well； he had come on with Gashwiler；
andwell； he did not know whyGashwiler did not know why he should
not； you know （a feeble； half…apologetic laugh here）； receive that reward；
you know； for these services which； etc。； etc。
I asked him if he had any particular or definite office in view。
Well； no。 He had left that to Gashwiler。 Gashwiler had saidhe
remembered his very words： 〃Leave it all to me； I'll look through the
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different departments； and see what can be done for a man of your
talents。〃
And
He's looking。 I'm expecting him back here every minute。 He's gone
over to the Department of Tape； to see what can be done there。 Ah！ here
he comes。
A large man approached us。 He was very heavy； very unwieldy； very
unctuous and oppressive。 He affected the 〃honest farmer；〃 but so badly
that the poorest husbandman would have resented it。 There was a
suggestion of a cheap lawyer about him that would have justified any self…
respecting judge in throwing him over the bar at once。 There was a
military suspicion about him that would have entitled him to a court…
martial on the spot。 There was an introduction； from which I learned that
my office…seeking friend's name was Expectant Dobbs。 And then
Gashwiler addressed me：
〃Our young friend here is waiting； waiting。 Waiting； I may say； on
the affairs of State。 Youth；〃 continued the Hon。 Mr。 Gashwiler；
addressing an imaginary constituency； 〃is nothing but a season of waiting…
…of preparationha； ha！〃
As he laid his hand in a fatherly mannera fatherly manner that was as
much of a sham as anything else about himI don't know whether I was
more incensed at him or his victim； who received it with evident pride and
satisfaction。 Nevertheless he ventured to falter out：
〃Has anything been done yet？〃
〃Well； no； I can't say that anythingthat is； that anything has been
COMPLETED； but I may say we are in excellent position for an advance
ha； ha！ But we must wait； my young friend； wait。 What is it the Latin
philosopher says？ 'Let us by all means hasten slowly'ha； ha！〃 and he
turned to me as if saying confidentially； 〃Observe the impatience of these
boys！〃 〃I met； a moment ago； my old friend and boyhood's companion；
Jim McGlasher； chief of the Bureau for the Dissemination of Useless
Information； and；〃 lowering his voice to a mysterious but audible whisper；
〃I shall see him again to…morrow。〃
The 〃All aboard！〃 of the railway omnibus at this moment tore me from
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the presence of this gifted legislator and his protege； but as we drove away
I saw through the open window the powerful mind of Gashwiler operating；
so to speak； upon the susceptibilities of Mr。 Dobbs。
I did not meet him again for a week。 The morning of my return I saw
the two conversing together in the hall； but with the palpable distinction
between this and their former interviews； that the gifted Gashwiler seemed
to be anxious to get away from his friend。 I heard him say something
about 〃committees〃 and 〃to…morrow；〃 and when Dobbs turned his freckled
face toward me I saw that he had got at last some expression into it
disappointment。
I asked him pleasantly how he was getting on。
He had not lost his pride yet。 He was doing well； although such was
the value set upon his friend Gashwiler's abilities by his brother members
that he was almost always occupied with committee business。 I noticed
that his clothes were not in as good case as before； and he told me that he
had left the hotel； and taken lodgings in a by…street； where it was less
expensive。 Temporarily of course。
A few days after this I had business in one of the great departments。
From the various signs over the doors of its various offices and bureaus it
always oddly reminded me of Stewart's or Arnold and Constable's。 You
could get pensions； patents； and plants。 You could get land and the seeds
to put in it； and the Indians to prowl round it； and what not。 There was a
perpetual clanging of office desk bells； and a running hither and thither of
messengers strongly suggestive of 〃Cash 47。〃
As my business was with the manager of this Great National Fancy
Shop； I managed to push by the sad…eyed； eager…faced crowd of men and