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early。
I clapped my hat tightly on my head and ground my teeth。
〃Confound that boarder!〃 I thought。 〃He has been fooling with the
anchor。 He always said it was of no use; and taking advantage of
my absence; he has hauled it up; and has floated away; and has
gonegone with my wife and my home!〃
Euphemia and 〃Rudder Grange〃 had gone off togetherwhere I knew
not;and with them that horrible suggester!
I ran wildly along the bank。 I called aloud; I shouted and hailed
each passing craftof which there were only twobut their crews
must have been very inattentive to the woes of landsmen; or else
they did not hear me; for they paid no attention to my cries。
I met a fellow with an axe on his shoulder。 I shouted to him
before I reached him:
〃Hello! did you see a boata house; I mean;floating up the
river?〃
〃A boat…house?〃 asked the man。
〃No; a house…boat;〃 I gasped。
〃Didn't see nuthin' like it;〃 said the man; and he passed on; to
his wife and home; no doubt。 But me! Oh; where was my wife and my
home?
I met several people; but none of them had seen a fugitive canal…
boat。
How many thoughts came into my brain as I ran along that river
road! If that wretched boarder had not taken the rudder for an
ironing table he might have steered in shore! Again and again I
confoundedas far as mental ejaculations could do ithis
suggestions。
I was rapidly becoming frantic when I met a person who hailed me。
〃Hello!〃 he said; 〃are you after a canal…boat adrift?〃
〃Yes;〃 I panted。
〃I thought you was;〃 he said。 〃You looked that way。 Well; I can
tell you where she is。 She's stuck fast in the reeds at the lower
end o' Peter's Pint。〃
〃Where's that?〃 said I。
〃Oh; it's about a mile furder up。 I seed her a…driftin' up with
the tidebig flood tide; to…dayand I thought I'd see somebody
after her; afore long。 Anything aboard?〃
Anything!
I could not answer the man。 Anything; indeed! I hurried on up the
river without a word。 Was the boat a wreck? I scarcely dared to
think of it。 I scarcely dared to think at all。
The man called after me and I stopped。 I could but stop; no matter
what I might hear。
〃Hello; mister;〃 he said; 〃got any tobacco?〃
I walked up to him。 I took hold of him by the lapel of his coat。
It was a dirty lapel; as I remember even now; but I didn't mind
that。
〃Look here;〃 said I。 〃Tell me the truth; I can bear it。 Was that
vessel wrecked?〃
The man looked at me a little queerly。 I could not exactly
interpret his expression。
〃You're sure you kin bear it?〃 said he。
〃Yes;〃 said I; my hand trembling as I held his coat。
〃Well; then;〃 said he; 〃it's mor'n I kin;〃 and he jerked his coat
out of my hand; and sprang away。 When he reached the other side of
the road; he turned and shouted at me; as though I had been deaf。
〃Do you know what I think?〃 he yelled。 〃I think you're a darned
lunatic;〃 and with that he went his way。
I hastened on to Peter's Point。 Long before I reached it; I saw
the boat。
It was apparently deserted。 But still I pressed on。 I must know
the worst。 When I reached the Point; I found that the boat had run
aground; with her head in among the long reeds and mud; and the
rest of her hull lying at an angle from the shore。
There was consequently no way for me to get on board; but to wade
through the mud and reeds to her bow; and then climb up as well as
I could。
This I did; but it was not easy to do。 Twice I sank above my knees
in mud and water; and had it not been for reeds; masses of which I
frequently clutched when I thought I was going over; I believe I
should have fallen down and come to my death in that horrible
marsh。 When I reached the boat; I stood up to my hips in water and
saw no way of climbing up。 The gang…plank had undoubtedly floated
away; and if it had not; it would have been of no use to me in my
position。
But I was desperate。 I clasped the post that they put in the bow
of canal…boats; I stuck my toes and my finger…nails in the cracks
between the boardshow glad I was that the boat was an old one and
had cracks!and so; painfully and slowly; slipping part way down
once or twice; and besliming myself from chin to foot; I climbed up
that post and scrambled upon deck。 In an instant; I reached the
top of the stairs; and in another instant I rushed below。
There sat my wife and our boarder; one on each side of the dining…
room table; complacently playing checkers!
My sudden entrance startled them。 My appearance startled them
still more。
Euphemia sprang to her feet and tottered toward me。
〃Mercy!〃 she exclaimed; 〃has anything happened?〃
〃Happened!〃 I gasped。
〃Look here;〃 cried the boarder; clutching me by the arm; 〃what a
condition you're in。 Did you fall in?〃
〃Fall in!〃 said I。
Euphemia and the boarder looked at each other。 I looked at them。
Then I opened my mouth in earnest。
〃I suppose you don't know;〃 I yelled; 〃that you have drifted away!〃
〃By George!〃 cried the boarder; and in two bounds he was on deck。
Dirty as I was; Euphemia fell into my arms。 I told her all。 She
hadn't known a bit of it!
The boat had so gently drifted off; and had so gently grounded
among the reeds; that the voyage had never so much as disturbed
their games of checkers。
〃He plays such a splendid game;〃 Euphemia sobbed; 〃and just as you
came; I thought I was going to beat him。 I had two kings and two
pieces on the next to last row; and you are nearly drowned。 You'll
get your death of coldandand he had only one king。〃
She led me away and I undressed and washed myself and put on my
Sunday clothes。
When I reappeared I went out on deck with Euphemia。 The boarder
was there; standing by the petunia bed。 His arms were folded and
he was thinking profoundly。 As we approached; he turned toward us。
〃You were right about that anchor;〃 he said; 〃I should not have
hauled it in; but it was such a little anchor that I thought it
would be of more use on board as a garden hoe。〃
〃A very little anchor will sometimes do very well;〃 said I;
cuttingly; 〃when it is hooked around a tree。〃
〃Yes; there is something in that;〃 said he。
It was now growing late; and as our agitation subsided we began to
be hungry。 Fortunately; we had everything necessary on board; and;
as it really didn't make any difference in our household economy;
where we happened to be located; we had supper quite as usual。 In
fact; the kettle had been put on to boil during the checker…
playing。
After supper; we went on deck to smoke; as was our custom; but
there was a certain coolness between me and our boarder。
Early the next morning I arose and went upstairs to consider what
had better be done; when I saw the boarder standing on shore; near
by。
〃Hello!〃 he cried; 〃the tide's down and I got ashore without any
trouble。 You stay where you are。 I've hired a couple of mules to
tow the boat back。 They'll be here when the tide rises。 And;
hello! I've found the gang…plank。 It floated ashore about a
quarter of a mile below here。〃
In the course of the afternoon the mules and two men with a long
rope appeared; and we were then towed back to where we belo