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〃I should have broken out；〃 cried Euphemia。 〃I would never have
staid an hour in that place； after I found out what it was；
especially on a bridal trip。〃
〃If we'd done that；〃 said Pomona； 〃they'd have got men after us；
an' then everybody would have thought we was real crazy。 We made
up our minds to wait for the doctor's letter； but it wasn't much
fun。 An' I didn't tell no romantic stories to fill up the time。
We sat down an' behaved like the commonest kind o' people。 You
never saw anybody sicker of romantics than I was when I thought of
them two loons that called themselves Mrs。 Andrew Jackson and
General Tom Thumb。 I dropped Miguel altogether； an' he dropped
Jiguel； which was a relief to me； an' I took strong to Jonas； even
callin' him Jone； which I consider a good deal uglier an' commoner
even than Jonas。 He didn't like this much； but said that if it
would help me out of the Miguel； he didn't care。
〃Well； on the mornin' of the next day I went into the little front
room that they called the office； to see if there was a letter for
us yet； an' there wasn't nobody there to ask。 But I saw a pile of
letters under a weight on the table； an' I jus' looked at these to
see if one of 'em was for us； an' if there wasn't the very letter
Jone had written to the doctor！ They'd never sent it！ I rushes
back to Jone an' tells him； an' he jus' set an' looked at me
without sayin' a word。 I didn't wonder he couldn't speak。
〃'I'll go an' let them people know what I think of 'em；' says I。
〃'Don't do that；' said Jone； catchin' me by the sleeve。 'It wont
do no good。 Leave the letter there； an' don't say nothin' about
it。 We'll stay here till afternoon quite quiet； an' then we'll go
away。 That garden wall isn't high。'
〃'An' how about the trunk？' says I。
〃'Oh； we'll take a few things in our pockets； an' lock up the
trunk； an' ask the doctor to send for it when we get to the city。'
〃'All right；' says I。 An' we went to work to get ready to leave。
〃About five o'clock in the afternoon； when it was a nice time to
take a walk under the trees； we meandered quietly down to a corner
of the back wall； where Jone thought it would be rather convenient
to get over。 He hunted up a short piece of board which he leaned
up ag'in the wall； an' then he put his foot on the top of that an'
got hold of the top of the wall an' climbed up； as easy as nuthin'。
Then he reached down to help me step onto the board。 But jus' as
he was agoin' to take me by the hand： 'Hello！' says he。 'Look a…
there！' An' I turned round an' looked； an' if there wasn't Mrs。
Andrew Jackson an' General Tom Thumb a…walkin' down the path。
〃'What shall we do？' says I。
〃'Come along；' says he。 'We aint a…goin' to stop for them。 Get
up； all the same。'
〃I tried to get up as he said； but it wasn't so easy for me on
account of my not bein' such a high stepper as Jone； an' I was a
good while a…gettin' a good footin' on the board。
〃Mrs。 Jackson an' the General； they came right up to us an' set
down on a bench which was fastened between two trees near the wall。
An' there they set； a…lookin' steady at us with their four little
eyes； like four empty thimbles。
〃'You appear to be goin' away；' says Mrs。 Jackson。
〃'Yes；' says Jone from the top of the wall。 We're a…goin' to take
a slight stroll outside； this salu…brious evenin'。'
〃'Do you think；' says she； 'that the United States Bank would be
open this time of day？'
〃'Oh no；' says Jone； 'the banks all close at three o'clock。 It's a
good deal after that now。'
〃'But if I told the officers who I was； wouldn't that make a
difference？' says she。 'Wouldn't they go down an' open the bank？'
〃'Not much；' says Jone； givin' a pull which brought me right up to
the top o' the wall an' almost clean down the other side； with one
jerk。 'I never knowed no officers that would do that。 But；' says
he； a kind o' shuttin' his eyes so that she shouldn't see he was
lyin'； 'we'll talk about that when we come back。'
〃'If you see that team of little oxen；' says the big man； 'send 'em
'round to the front gate。'
〃'All right；' says Jone； an' he let me down the outside of the wall
as if I had been a bag o' horse…feed。
〃'But if the bank isn't open you can't pay for it when it does
come；' we heard the old lady a…sayin' as we hurried off。
〃We didn't lose no time agoin' down to that station； an' it's lucky
we didn't； for a train for the city was comin' jus' as we got
there； an' we jumped aboard without havin' no time to buy tickets。
There wasn't many people in our car； an we got a seat together。
〃'Now then；' says Jone； as the cars went abuzzin' along； 'I feel as
if I was really on a bridal…trip； which I mus' say I didn't at that
there asylum。'
〃An' then I said： 'I should think not；' an' we both bust out a…
laughin'； as well we might； feelin' sich a change of surroundin's。
〃'Do you think；' says somebody behind us； when we'd got through
laughin'； 'that if I was to send a boy up to the cashier he would
either come down or send me the key of the bank？'
〃We both turned aroun' as quick as lightnin'； an' if there wasn't
them two lunertics in the seat behind us！
〃It nearly took our breaths away to see them settin' there； staring
at us with their thimble eyes； an' a…wearin' their little straw
hats； both alike。
〃'How on the livin' earth did you two got here？' says I； as soon as
I could speak。
〃'Oh； we come by the same way you comeby the tem…per…ary stairs；'
says Mrs。 Jackson。 'We thought if it was too late to draw any
money to…night； it might be well to be on hand bright an' early in
the mornin'。 An' so we follered you two； as close as we could；
because we knew you could take us right to the very bank doors； an'
we didn't know the way ourselves； not never havin' had no occasion
to attend to nothin' of this kind before。'
〃Jone an' I looked at each other； but we didn't speak for a minute。
〃'Then；' says I； 'here's a pretty kittle o' fish。'
〃'I should kinder say so；' says Jone。 'We've got these here two
lunertics on our hands； sure enough； for there ain't no train back
to Pokus tonight； an' I wouldn't go back with 'em if there was。 We
must keep an eye on 'em till we can see the doctor to…morrow。'
〃'I suppose we must；' said I； 'but this don't seem as much like a
bridal…trip as it did a while ago。'
〃'You're right there；' says Jone。
〃When the conductor came along we had to pay the fare of them two
lunertics； besides our own； for neither of 'em had a cent about
'em。 When we got to town we went to a smallish hotel； near the
ferry； where Jone knowed the man who kep' it； who wouldn't bother
about none of us havin' a scrap of baggage； knowin' he'd get his
money all the same； out of either Jone or his father。 The General
an' his sister looked a kind o' funny in their little straw hats
an' green carpet…slippers； an' the clerk didn't know whether he
hadn't forgot how to read writin' when the big man put down the
names of General Tom Thumb and Mrs。 ex…President Andrew Jackson；
which he wasn't ex…President anyway； bein' dead； but Jone he
whispered they was travelin' under nommys dess plummys （I told him
to say tha