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corporeal organismlungs and all。 Is it then at all mysterious； seeing that
such is the case； that on the other particular of gravitation as well； she
should differ from normal humanity？ My proposal for the cure is this：
〃Phlebotomize until she is reduced to the last point of safety。 Let it
be effected； if necessary； in a warm bath。 When she is reduced to a state
of perfect asphyxy； apply a ligature to the left ankle； drawing it as tight as
the bone will bear。 Apply； at the same moment； another of equal tension
around the right wrist。 By means of plates constructed for the purpose；
place the other foot and hand under the receivers of two air…pumps。
Exhaust the receivers。 Exhibit a pint of French brandy； and await the
result。〃
〃Which would presently arrive in the form of grim Death；〃 said Kopy…
Keck。
〃If it should； she would yet die in doing our duty；〃 retorted Hum…
Drum。
But their Majesties had too much tenderness for their volatile offspring
to subject her to either of the schemes of the equally unscrupulous
philosophers。 Indeed； the most complete knowledge of the laws of
nature would have been unserviceable in her case； for it was impossible to
classify her。 She was a fifth imponderable body； sharing all the other
properties of the ponderable。
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8。 Try a Drop of Water。
Perhaps the best thing for the princess would have been to fall in love。
But how a princess who had no gravity could fall into anything is a
difficultyperhaps THE difficulty。
As for her own feelings on the subject； she did not even know that
there was such a beehive of honey and stings to be fallen into。 But now I
come to mention another curious fact about her。
The palace was built on the shores of the loveliest lake in the world；
and the princess loved this lake more than father or mother。 The root of
this preference no doubt； although the princess did not recognise it as such；
was； that the moment she got into it； she recovered the natural right of
which she had been so wickedly deprivednamely； gravity。 Whether this
was owing to the fact that water had been employed as the means of
conveying the injury； I do not know。 But it is certain that she could swim
and dive like the duck that her old nurse said she was。 The manner in
which this alleviation of her misfortune was discovered was as follows。
One summer evening； during the carnival of the country； she had been
taken upon the lake by the king and queen； in the royal barge。 They were
accompanied by many of the courtiers in a fleet of little boats。 In the
middle of the lake she wanted to get into the lord chancellor's barge； for
his daughter； who was a great favourite with her； was in it with her father。
Now though the old king rarely condescended to make light of his
misfortune； yet； Happening on this occasion to be in a particularly good
humour； as the barges approached each other； he caught up the princess to
throw her into the chancellor's barge。 He lost his balance； however； and；
dropping into the bottom of the barge； lost his hold of his daughter； not；
however； before imparting to her the downward tendency of his own
person； though in a somewhat different direction； for； as the king fell into
the boat； she fell into the water。 With a burst of delighted laughter she
disappeared in the lake。 A cry of horror ascended from the boats。 They
had never seen the princess go down before。 Half the men were under
water in a moment； but they had all； one after another； come up to the
surface again for breath； whentinkle； tinkle； babble； and gush！ came the
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princess's laugh over the water from far away。 There she was； swimming
like a swan。 Nor would she come out for king or queen； chancellor or
daughter。 She was perfectly obstinate。
But at the same time she seemed more sedate than usual。 Perhaps
that was because a great pleasure spoils laughing。 At all events； after this；
the passion of her life was to get into the water； and she was always the
better behaved and the more beautiful the more she had of it。 Summer
and winter it was quite the same； only she could not stay so long in the
water when they had to break the ice to let her in。 Any day； from
morning till evening in summer； she might be descrieda streak of white
in the blue waterlying as still as the shadow of a cloud； or shooting along
like a dolphin； disappearing； and coming up again far off； just where one
did not expect her。 She would have been in the lake of a night； too； if she
could have had her way； for the balcony of her window overhung a deep
pool in it； and through a shallow reedy passage she could have swum out
into the wide wet water； and no one would have been any the wiser。
Indeed； when she happened to wake in the moonlight she could hardly
resist the temptation。 But there was the sad difficulty of getting into it。
She had as great a dread of the air as some children have of the water。
For the slightest gust of wind would blow her away； and a gust might arise
in the stillest moment。 And if she gave herself a push towards the water
and just failed of reaching it； her situation would be dreadfully awkward；
irrespective of the wind； for at best there she would have to remain；
suspended in her nightgown； till she was seen and angled for by someone
from the window。
〃Oh！ if I had my gravity；〃 thought she； contemplating the water； 〃I
would flash off this balcony like a long white sea…bird； headlong into the
darling wetness。 Heigh…ho！〃
This was the only consideration that made her wish to be like other
people。
Another reason for her being fond of the water was that in it alone she
enjoyed any freedom。 For she could not walk out without a cortege；
consisting in part of a troop of light horse； for fear of the