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down upon；” said Blathers。 “This here Conkey Chickweed—”
“Conkey means Nosey； ma’am；” interposed Duff。
“Of course the lady knows that； don’t she？” demanded Mr。
Blathers。 “Always interrupting； you are； partner！ This here
Conkey Chickweed； miss； kept a public…house over Battlebridge
way； and he had a cellar； where a good many young lords went to
see cock…fighting； and badger…drawing； and that； and a wery
intellectual manner the sports was conducted in； for I’ve seen ’em
often。 He warn’t one of the family at that time； and one night he
was robbed of three hundred and twenty…seven guineas in a
canvas bag； that was stole out of his bedroom in the dead of night；
by a tall man with a black patch over his eye； who had concealed
himself under the bed； and after committing the robbery； jumped
slap out of window； which was only a storey high。 He was wery
quick about it。 But Conkey was quick； too； for he was woke by the
noise； and darting out of bed； he fired a blunderbuss arter him；
and roused the neighbourhood。 They set up a hue…and…cry；
directly； and when they came to look about ’em； found that
Conkey had hit the robber； for there was traces of blood； all the
way to some palings a good distance off； and there they lost ’em。
However； he had made off with the blunt； and； consequently； the
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name of Mr。 Chickweed； licensed witler； appeared in the Gazette
among the other bankrupts； and all manner of benefits and
subscriptions； and I don’t know what all； was got up for the poor
man； who was in a wery low state of mind about his loss； and went
up and down the streets； for three or four days； a…pulling his hair
off in such a desperate manner that many people was afraid he
might be going to make away with himself。 One day he come up to
the office； all in a hurry and had a private interview with the
magistrate； who； after a deal of talk； rings the bell； and orders Jem
Spyers in （Jem was a active officer）； and tells him to go and assist
Mr。 Chickweed in apprehending the man as robbed his house。 ‘I
see him； Spyers；’ said Chickweed； ‘pass my house yesterday
morning。’ ‘Why didn’t you up and collar him！’ says Spyers。 ‘I was
so struck all of a heap； that you might have fractured my skull with
a toothpick；’ says the poor man； ‘but we’re sure to have him； for
between ten and eleven o’clock at night he passed again。’ Spyers
no sooner heard this； than he put some clean linen and a comb； in
his pocket； in case he should have to stop a day or two； and away
he goes； and sets himself down； at one of the public…house
windows behind the little red curtain with his hat on； all ready to
bolt out； at a moment’s notice。 He was smoking his pipe here； late
at night； when all of a sudden Chickweed roars out； ‘Here he is！
Stop thief！ Murder！’ Jem Spyers dashes out； and there he sees
Chickweed； a…tearing down the street full cry。 Away goes Spyers；
on goes Chickweed； round turns the people； everybody roars out；
‘Thieves！’ and Chickweed himself keeps on shouting； all the time；
like mad。 Spyers loses sight of him a minute as he turns a corner；
shoots round； sees a little crowd； dives in； ‘Which is the man？’ ‘D—
me！’ says Chickweed； ‘I’ve lost him again！’ It was a remarkable
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occurrence； but he warn’t to be seen nowhere； so they went back
to the public…house。 Next morning Spyers took his old place； and
looked out； from behind the curtain； for a tall man with a black
patch over his eyes； till his own two eyes ached again。 At last； he
couldn’t help shutting ’em； to ease ’em a minute； and the very
moment he did so； he heard Chickweed a…roaring out； ‘Here he is！’
Off he starts once more； with Chickweed half…way down the street
ahead of him； and after twice as long a run as the yesterday’s one；
the man’s lost again！ This was done； once or twice more； till one…
half the neighbours gave out that Mr。 Chickweed had been robbed
by the devil； who was playing tricks with him arterwards； and the
other half； that poor Mr。 Chickweed had gone mad with grief。”
“What did Jem Spyers say？” inquired the doctor； who had
returned to the room shortly after the commencement of the story。
“Jem Spyers；” resumed the officer； “for a long time said
nothing at all； and listened to everything without seeming to；
which showed he understood his business。 But one morning； he
walked into the bar； and taking out his snuff…box； says；
‘Chickweed； I’ve found out who done this here robbery。’ ‘Have
you？’ said Chickweed。 ‘Oh； my dear Spyers； only let me have
wengeance； and I shall die contented！ Oh； my dear Spyers； where
is the villain？’ ‘Come！’ said Spyers； offering him a pinch of snuff；
‘none of that gammon！ You did it yourself。’ So he had； and a good
bit of money he had made by it； too； and nobody would never have
found it out； if he hadn’t been so precious anxious to keep up
appearances； that’s more！” said Mr。 Blathers； putting down his
wine…glass； and clinking the handcuffs together。
“Very curious； indeed；” observed the doctor。 “Now； if you
please； you can walk upstairs。”
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“If you please； sir；” returned Blathers。 Closely following Mr。
Losberne； the two officers ascended to Oliver’s bedroom； Mr。 Giles
preceding the party； with a lighted candle。
Oliver had been dozing； but looked worse； and was more
feverish than he had appeared yet。 Being assisted by the doctor；
he managed to sit up in bed for a minute or so； and looked at the
strangers without at all understanding what was going forward—
in fact； without seeming to recollect where he was； or what had
been passing。
“This；” said Mr。 Losberne； speaking softly； but with great
vehemence notwithstanding； “this is the lad； who； being
accidentally wounded by a spring…gun in some boyish trespass on
Mr。 What…d’ye…call…him’s grounds； at the back here； comes to the
house for assistance this morning； and is immediately laid hold of
and maltreated； by that ingenious gentleman with the candle in
his hand； who had placed his life in considerable danger； as I can
professionally certify。”
Messrs。 Blathers and Duff looked at Mr。 Giles； as he was thus
recommended to their notice。 The bewildered butler gazed from
them towards Oliver； and from Oliver towards Mr。 Losberne； with
a most ludicrous mixture of fear and perplexity。
“You don’t mean to deny that； I suppose？” said the doctor；
laying Oliver gently down again。
“I was all done for the—for the best； sir；” answered Giles。 “I am
sure I thought it was the boy； or I wouldn’t have meddled with
him。 I am not of an inhuman disposition； sir。”
“Thought it was what boy？” inquired the senior officer。
“The housebreaker’s boy； sir！” replied Giles。 “They—they
certainly had a boy。”
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“Well？ Do you think so now？” inquired Blathers。
“Think what now？” replied Gil