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Sweat of my brow； says Joe。 'Twas the prudent member gave me the wheeze。
I saw him before I met you； says I； sloping around by Pill lane and Greek street with his cod's eye counting up all the guts of the fish。
Who es through Michan's land； bedight in sable armour？ O'Bloom； the son of Rory： it is he。 Impervious to fear is Rory's son： he of the prudent soul。
For the old woman of Prince's street； says the citizen； the subsidised organ。 The pledgebound party on the floor of the house。 And look at this blasted rag； says he。 Look at this； says he。 The Irish Independent； if you please； founded by Parnell to be the workingman's friend。 Listen to the births and deaths in the Irish all for Ireland Independent and I'll thank you and the marriages。
And he starts reading them out：
Gordon； Barnfield Crescent； Exeter； Redmayne of Iffley； Saint Anne's on Sea； the wife of William T。 Redmayne； of a son。 How's that； eh？ Wright and Flint； Vincent and Gillett to Rotha Marion daughter of Rosa and the late George Alfred Gillett； 179 Clapham Road； Stockwell； Playwood and Ridsdale at Saint Jude's Kensington by the very reverend Dr Forrest； Dean of Worcester； eh？ Deaths。 Bristow； at Whitehall lane； London： Carr； Stoke Newington； of gastritis and heart disease： Cockburn； at the Moat house； Chepstow。
I know that fellow； says Joe； from bitter experience。
Cockburn。 Dimsey； wife of Davie Dimsey； late of the admiralty： Miller； Tottenham； aged eightyfive： Welsh； June 12； at 35 Canning Street； Liverpool； Isabella Helen。 How's that for a national press； eh； my brown son？ How's that for Martin Murphy； the Bantry jobber？
Ah； well； says Joe； handing round the boose。 Thanks be to God they had the start of us。 Drink that； citizen。
I will； says he； honourable person。
Health； Joe； says I。 And all down the form。
Ah！ Owl！ Don't be talking！ I was blue mouldy for the want of that pint。 Declare to God I could hear it hit the pit of my stomach with a click。
And lo； as they quaffed their cup of joy； a godlike messenger came swiftly in； radiant as the eye of heaven； a ely youth； and behind him there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance； bearing the sacred scrolls of law； and with him his lady wife； a dame of peerless lineage； fairest of her race。
Little Alf Bergan popped in round the door and hid behind Barney's snug； squeezed up with the laughing； and who was sitting up there in the corner that I hadn't seen snoring drunk； blind to the world； only Bob Doran。 I didn't know what was up and Alf kept making signs out of the door。 And begob what was it only that bloody old pantaloon Denis Breen in his bath slippers with two bloody big books tucked under his oxter and the wife hotfoot after him； unfortunate wretched woman trotting like a poodle。 I thought Alf would split。
Look at him； says he。 Breen。 He's traipsing all round Dublin with a postcard someone sent him with u。 p。： up on it to take a li。。。
And he doubled up。
Take a what？ says I。
Libel action； says he； for ten thousand pounds。
O hell！ says I。
The bloody mongrel began to growl that'd put the fear of God in you seeing something was up but the citizen gave him a kick in the ribs。
Bi i dho husht； says he。
Who？ says Joe。
Breen； says Alf。 He was in John Henry Menton's and then he went round to Collis and Ward's and then Tom Rochford met him and sent him round to the subsheriff's for a lark。 O God； I've a pain laughing。 U。 p。： up。 The long fellow gave him an eye as good as a process and now the bloody old lunatic is gone round to Green Street to look for a G。 man。
When is long John going to hang that fellow in Mountjoy？ says Joe。
Bergan； says Bob Doran； waking up。 Is that Alf Bergan？
Yes； says Alf。 Hanging？ Wait till I show you。 Here； Terry； give us a pony。 That bloody old fool！ Ten thousand pounds。 You should have seen long John's eye。 U。 p。。。
And he started laughing。
Who are you laughing at？ says Bob Doran。 Is that Bergan？
Hurry up； Terry boy； says Alf。
Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble twin brothers Bungiveagh and Bungardilaun brew ever in their divine alevats； cunning as the sons of deathless Leda。 For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day from their toil； those cunning brothers； lords of the vat。
Then did you； chivalrous Terence； hand forth； as to the manner born； that nectarous beverage and you offered the crystal cup to him that thirsted； the soul of chivalry； in beauty akin to the immortals。
But he； the young chief of the O'Bergan's； could ill brook to be outdone in generous deeds but gave therefor with gracious gesture a testoon of costliest bronze。 Thereon embossed in excellent smithwork was seen the image of a queen of regal port； scion of the house of Brunswick； Victoria her name； Her Most Excellent Majesty； by grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the British dominions beyond the sea； queen； defender of the faith； Empress of India； even she； who bore rule； a victress over many peoples； the well…beloved； for they knew and loved her from the rising of the sun to the going down thereof； the pale； the dark； the ruddy and the ethiop。
What's that bloody freemason doing； says the citizen； prowling up and down outside？
What's that？ says Joe。
Here you are； says Alf； chucking out the rhino。 Talking about hanging。 I'll show you something you never saw。 Hangmen's letters。 Look at here。
So he took a bundle of wisps of letters and envelopes out of his pocket。
Are you codding？ says I。
Honest injun； says Alf。 Read them。
So Joe took up the letters。
Who are you laughing at？ says Bob Doran。
So I saw there was going to be bit of a dust。 Bob's a queer chap when the porter's up in him so says I just to make talk：
How's Willy Murray those times； Alf？
I don't know； says Alf。 I saw him just now in Capel Street with Paddy Dignam。 Only I was running after that。
You what？ says Joe； throwing down the letters。 With who？
With Dignam； says Alf。
Is it Paddy？ says Joe。
Yes； says Alf。 Why？
Don't you know he's dead？ says Joe。
Paddy Dignam dead？ says Alf。
Ay； says Joe。
Sure I'm after seeing him not five minutes ago； says Alf； as plain as a pikestaff。
Who's dead？ says Bob Doran。
You saw his ghost then； says Joe； God between us and harm。
What？ says Alf。 Good Christ； only five。。。 What？。。。 and Willie Murray with him； the two of them there near what…doyoucallhim's。。。 What？ Dignam dead？
What about Dignam？ says Bob Doran。 Who's talking about。。。 ？
Dead！ says Alf。 He is no more dead than you are。
Maybe so； says Joe。 They took the liberty of burying him this morning anyhow。
Paddy？ says Alf。
Ay； says Joe。 He paid the debt of nature； God be merciful to him。
Good Christ！ says Alf。
Begob he was what you might call flabbergasted。
In the darkness spirit hands were felt to flutter and when prayer by tantras had been directed to the proper quarter a faint but increasing luminosity of ruby light became gradually visible； the apparition of the e