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Very much so； professor MacHugh said。 To be seen and heard。 He's in his sanctum with Lenehan。
J。J。 O'Molloy strolled Jo the sloping desk and began to turn back the pink pages of the file。
Practice dwindling。 A mighthavebeen。 Losing heart。 Gambling。 Debts of honour。 Reaping the whirlwind。 Used to get good retainers from D。 and T。 Fitzgerald。 Their wigs to show their grey matter。 Brains on their sleeve like the statue in Glasnevin。 Believe he does some literary work for the Express with Gabriel Conroy。 Wellread fellow。 Myles Crawford began on the Independent。 Funny the way those newspaper men veer about when they get wind of a new opening。 Weathercocks。 Hot and cold in the same breath。 Wouldn't know which to believe。 One story good till you hear the next。 Go for one another baldheaded in the papers and then all blows over。 Hailfellow well met the next moment。
Ah； listen to this for God's sake； Ned Lambert pleaded。 Or again if we but climb the serried mountain peaks。。。
Bombast！ the professor broke in testily。 Enough of the inflated windbag！
Peaks； Ned Lambert went on； towering high on high； to bathe our souls； as it were。。。
Bathe his lips； Mr Dedalus said。 Blessed and eternal God！ Yes？ Is he taking anything for it？
As 'twere； in the peerless panorama of Ireland's portfolio； unmatched； despite their wellpraised prototypes in other vaunted prize regions； for very beauty； of bosky grove and undulating plain and luscious pastureland of vernal green； steeped in the transcendent translucent glow of our mild mysterious Irish twilight。。。
His Native Doric
The moon； professor MacHugh said。 He forgot Hamlet。
That mantles the vista far and wide and wait till the glowing orb of the moon shines forth to irradiate her silver effulgence。
O！ Mr Dedalus cried； giving vent to a hopeless groan； shite and onions！ That'll do； Ned。 Life is too short。
He took off his silk hat and； blowing out impatiently his bushy moustache； welshbed his hair with raking fingers。
Ned Lambert tossed the newspaper aside； chuckling with delight。 An instant after a hoarse bark of laughter burst over professor MacHugh's unshaven black…spectacled face。
Doughy Daw！ he cried。
What Wetherup said
All very fine to jeer at it now in cold print but it goes down like hot cake that stuff。 He was in the bakery line too wasn't he？ Why they call him Doughy Daw。 Feathered his nest well anyhow。 Daughter engaged to that chap in the inland revenue office with the motor。 Hooked that nicely。 Entertainments open house。 Big blow out。 Wetherup always said that。 Get a grip of them by the stomach。
The inner door was opened violently and a scarlet beaked face； crested by a b of feathery hair； thrust itself in。 The bold blue eyes stared about them and the harsh voice asked：
What is it？
And here es the sham squire himself； professor MacHugh said grandly。
Getououthat； you bloody old pedagogue！ the editor said in recognition。
e； Ned； Mr Dedalus said； putting on his hat。 I must get a drink after that。
Drink！ the editor cried。 No drinks served before mass。
Quite right too； Mr Dedalus said； going out。 e on； Ned。
Ned Lambert sidled down from the table。 The editor's blue eyes roved towards Mr Bloom's face； shadowed by a smile。
Will you join us； Myles？ Ned Lambert asked。
Memorable Battles Recalled
North Cork militia！ the editor cried； striding to the mantelpiece。 We won every time！ North Cork and Spanish officers！
Where was that； Myles？ Ned Lambert asked with a reflective glance at his toecaps。
In Ohio！ the editor shouted。
So it was； begad； Ned Lambert agreed。
Passing out； he whispered to J。J。 O'Molloy：
Incipient jigs。 Sad case。
Ohio！ the editor crowed in high treble from his uplifted scarlet face。 My Ohio！
A Perfect cretic！ the professor said。 Long； short and long。
O； Harp Eolian
He took a reel of dental floss from his waistcoat pocket and； breaking off a piece； twanged it smartly between two and two of his resonant unwashed teeth。
Bingbang； bangbang。
Mr Bloom； seeing the coast clear； made for the inner door。
Just a moment； Mr Crawford； he said。 I just want to phone about an ad。
He went in。
What about that leader this evening？ professor MacHugh asked； ing to the editor and laying a firm hand on his shoulder。
That'll be all right； Myles Crawford said more calmly。 Never you fret。 Hello； Jack。 That's all right。
Good day； Myles。 J。J。 O'Molloy said； letting the pages he held slip limply back on the file。 Is that Canada swindle case on today？
The telephone whirred inside。
Twenty eight。。。 No； twenty。。。 Double four 。 Yes。
Spot the Winner
Lenehan came out of the inner office with Sports tissues。
Who wants a dead cert for the Gold cup？ he asked。 Sceptre with O。 Madden up。
He tossed the tissues on to the table。
Screams of newsboys barefoot in the hall rushed near and the door was flung open。
Hush； Lenehan said。 I hear feetstoops。
Professor MacHugh strode across the room and seized the cringing urchin by the collar as the others scampered out of the hall and down the steps。 The tissues rustled up in the draught； floated softly in the air blue scrawls and under the table came to earth。
It wasn't me； sir。 It was the big fellow shoved me； sir。
Throw him out and shut the door； the editor said。 There's a hurricane blowing。
Lenehan began to paw the tissues up from the floor； grunting as he stooped twice。
Waiting for the racing special； sir； the newsboy said。 It was Pat Farrel shoved me； sir。
He pointed to two faces peering in round the door…frame。
Him； sir。
Out of this with you； professor MacHugh said gruffly。
He hustled the boy out and banged the door to。
J。J。 O'Molloy turned the files crackingly over； murmuring； seeking：
Continued on page six； column four。
Yes。。。 Evening Telegraph here； Mr Bloom phoned from the inner office。 Is the boss。。。 ？ Yes； Telegraph。。。 To where？。。。 Aha！ Which auction rooms？。。。 Aha！ I see。。。 Right。 I'll catch him。
A Collision ensues
The bell whirred again as he rang off。 He came in quickly and bumped against Lenehan who was struggling up with the second tissue。
Pardon； monsieur； Lenehan said； clutching him for an instant and making a grimace。
My fault； Mr Bloom said； suffering his grip。 Are you hurt？ I'm in a hurry。
Knee； Lenehan said。
He made a ic face and whined； rubbing his knee。
The accumulation of the anno Domini。
Sorry； Mr Bloom said。
He went to the door and； holding it ajar； paused。 J。J。 O'Molloy slapped the heavy pages over。 The noise of two shrill voices； a mouthorgan； echoed in the bare hallway from the newsboys squatted on the doorsteps：
We are the boys of Wexford
Who fought with heart and hand。
Exit Bloom
I'm just running round to Bachelor's walk； Mr Bloom said； about this ad of Keyes's。 Want to fix it up。 They tell me he's round there in Dillon's。
He looked indecisively for a moment at their faces。 The editor who； leaning against the mantelshelf； had propped his head on his hand suddenly stretched forth an arm amply。
Begone！ he said。 The world is before you。
Back in no time； Mr Bloom said； hurrying out。
J。J。 O'Molloy took the tissues from Lenehan's hand and read them； blowing them apart gently； wit