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sleep。 As a philosopher he knew that at the termination of any allotted life only an infinitesimal part of any person's desires has been realised。 As a physiologist he believed in the artificial placation of malignant agencies chiefly operative during somnolence。
What did he fear？
The mittal of homicide or suicide during sleep by an aberration of the light of reason； the inmensurable categorical intelligence situated in the cerebral convolutions。
What were habitually his final meditations？
Of some one sole unique advertisement to cause passers to stop in wonder； a poster novelty； with all extraneous accretions excluded； reduced to its simplest and most efficient terms not exceeding the span of casual vision and congruous with the velocity of modern life。
What did the first drawer unlocked contain？
A Vere Foster's handwriting copybook； property of Milly （Millicent） Bloom； certain pages of which bore diagram drawings marked Papli； which showed a large globular head with 5 hairs erect； 2 eyes in profile； the trunk full front with 3 large buttons； 1 triangular foot： 2 fading photographs of queen Alexandra of England and of Maud Bransbe； actress and professional beauty： a Yuletide card； bearing on it a pictorial representation of a parasitic plant； the legend Mizpah； the date Xmas 1892； the name of the senders； from Mr and Mrs M。 erford； the versicle： May this Yuletide bring to thee； Joy and peace and wele glee： a butt of red partly liquefied sealing wax； obtained from the stores department of Messrs Hely's； Ltd。； 89； 90 and 91 Dame street： a box containing the remainder of a gross of gilt ‘J' pennibs； obtained from same department of same firm： an old sandglass which rolled containing sand which rolled： a sealed prophecy （never unsealed） written by Leopold Bloom in 1886 concerning the consequences of the passing into law of William Ewart Gladstone's Home Rule bill of 1886 （never passed into law）： a bazaar ticket No 2004； of S。 Kevin's Charity Fair； price 6d。 100 prizes： an infantile epistle； dated； small em monday； reading： capital pee Papli ma capital aitch How are you note of interrogation capital eye I am very well full stop new paragraph signature with flourishes capital em Milly no stop： a cameo brooch； property of Ellen Bloom （born Higgins）； deceased： 3 typewritten letters； addressee； Henry Flower； c/o P。 O。 Westland Row； addresser； Martha Clifford； c/o P。 O。 Dolphin's Barn： the transliterated name and address of the addresser of the 3 letters in reserved alphabetic boustrophedontic punctated quadrilinear cryptogram （vowels suppressed） N。 IGS。/WI。UU。 OX/W。 OKS。 MH/Y。 IM： a press cutting from an English weekly periodical Modern Society； subject corporal chastisement in girls' schools： a pink ribbon which had festooned an Easter egg in the year 1899： two partly uncoiled rubber preservatives with reserve pockets； purchased by post from Box 32； P。 O。； Charing Cross； London； W。C。： 1 pack of 1 dozen creamlaid envelopes and faintruled notepaper； watermarked； now reduced by 3： some assorted Austrian…Hungarian coins： 2 coupons of the Royal and Privileged Hungarian Lottery： a lowpower magnifying glass： 2 erotic photocards showing： a） buccal coition between nude senorita （rere presentation； superior position） and nude torero （fore presentation； inferior position）： b） anal violation by male religious （fully clothed； eyes abject） of female religious （partly clothed； eyes direct）； purchased by post from Box 32； P。 O。； Charing Cross； London； W。C。： a press cutting of recipe for renovation of old tan boots： a 1d。 adhesive stamp； lavender； of the reign of Queen Victoria： a chart of measurements of Leopold Bloom piled before； during and after 2 months of consecutive use of Sandow…Whiteley's pulley exerciser （men's 15/…； athlete's 20/…） viz。； chest 28 in。 and 29 1/2 in。； biceps 9 in。 and 10 in。； forearm 8 1/2 and 9 in。； thigh 10 in。 and 12 in。； calf 11 in。 and 12 in。： 1 prospectus of the Wonderworker； the world's greatest remedy for rectal plaints direct from Wonderworker； Coventry House； South Place； London E。 C。； addressed to Mrs L。 Bloom with brief acpanying note mencing： Dear Madam。
Quote the textual terms in which the prospectus claimed advantages for this thaumaturgic remedy。
It heals and soothes while you sleep； in case of trouble in breaking wind； assists nature in the most formidable way； insuring instant relief in discharge of gases； keeping parts clean and free natural action； an initial outlay of 7/6 making anew man of you and life worth living。 Ladies find Wonderworker especially useful； a pleasant surprise when they note delightful result like a cool drink of fresh spring water on a sultry summer's day。 Remend it to your lady and gentlemen friends； lasts a lifetime。 Insert long round end。 Wonderworker。
Were there testimonials？
Numerous。 From clergyman； British naval officer； wellknown author； city man； hospital nurse； lady； mother of five； absentminded beggar。
How did absentminded beggar's concluding testimonial conclude？
What a pity the government did not supply our men with wonderworkers during the South African campaign！ What a relief it would have been！
What object did Bloom add to this collection of objects？
A 4th typewritten letter received by Henry Flower （let H。 F。 be L。 B。） from Martha Clifford （find M。 C。）。
What pleasant reflection acpanied this action？
The reflection that； apart from the letter in question； his magnetic face； form and address had been favourably received during the course of the preceding day by a wife （Mrs Josephine Breen； born Josie Powell）； a nurse； Miss Calian （Christian name unknown）； a maid； Gertrude （Gerty； family name unknown）。
What possibility suggested itself？
The possibility of exercising virile power of fascination in the most immediate future after an expensive repast in a private apartment in the pany of an elegant courtesan； of corporal beauty； moderately mercenary； variously instructed； a lady by origin。
What did the and drawer contain？
Documents： the birth certificate of Leopold Paula Bloom： an endowment assurance policy of #500 in the Scottish Widows' Assurance Society intestated Millicent （Milly） Bloom； ing into force at 25 years as with profit policy of #430； #462100 and #500 at 60 years or death； 65 years or death and death； respectively； or with profit policy （paidup） of #299100 together with cash payment of #133100； at option： a bank passbook issued by the Ulster Bank； College Green branch showing statement of a/c for half year ending 31 December 1903； balance in depositor's favour： #18146 （eighteen pounds； fourteen shillings and six pence； sterling）； net personalty： certificate of possession of #900 Canadian 4％ （inscribed） government stock （free of stamp duty）： dockets of the Catholic Cemeteries' （Glasnevin） mittee； relative to a graveplot purchased： a local press cutting concerning change of name by deedpoll。
Quote the textual terms of this notice。
I； Rudolph Virag； now resident at no 52 Clanbrassil street； Dublin； formerly of Szombathely in the kingdom of Hungary； hereby give notice that I have assumed and intend henceforth upon all occasions and at all times to be known by the name of Rudolph Bloom。
What other objects relative to Rudol