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he second constellation。
However； as a matter of fact though； the preposterous surmise about him being in some description of a doldrums or other or mesmerised； which was entirely due to a misconception of the shallowest character； was not the case at all。 The individual whose visual organs； while the above was going on； were at this juncture mencing to exhibit symptoms of animation； was as astute if not astuter than any man living and anybody that conjectured the contrary would have found themselves pretty speedily in the wrong shop。 During the past four minutes or thereabouts he had been staring hard at a certain amount of number one Bass bottled by Messrs Bass and Co at Burton…on…Trent which happened to be situated amongst a lot of others right opposite to where he was and which was certainly calculated to attract anyone's remark on account of its scarlet appearance。 He was simply and solely； as it subsequently transpired for reasons best known to himself which put quite an altogether different plexion on the proceedings； after the moment before's observations about boyhood days and the turf； recollecting two or three private transactions of his own which the other two were as mutually innocent of as the babe unborn。 Eventually； however； both their eyes met and； as soon as it began to dawn on him that the other was endeavouring to help himself to the thing； he involuntarily determined to help him himself and so he accordingly took hold of the mediumsized glass recipient which contained the fluid sought after and made a capacious hole in it by pouring a lot of it out with； also at the same time however； a considerable degree of attentiveness in order not to upset any of the beer that was in it about the place。
The debate which ensued was in its scope and progress an epitome of the course of life。 Neither place nor council was lacking in dignity。 The debaters were the keenest in the land； the theme they were engaged on the loftiest and most vital。 The high hall of Horne's house had never beheld an assembly so representative and so varied nor had the old rafters of that establishment ever listened to a language so encyclopaedic。 A gallant scene in truth it made。 Crothers was there at the foot of the table in his striking Highland garb； his face glowing from the briny airs of the Mull of Galloway。 There too； opposite to him was Lynch； whose countenance bore already the stigmata of early depravity and premature wisdom。 Next the Scotchman was the place assigned to Costello； the eccentric； while at his side was seated in stolid repose the squat form of Madden。 The chair of the resident indeed stood vacant before the hearth but on either flank of it the figure of Bannon in explorer's kit of tweed shorts and salted cowhide brogues contrasted sharply with the primrose elegance and townbred manners of Malachi Roland St John Mulligan。 ly at the head of the board was the young poet who found a refuge from his labours of pedagogy and metaphysical inquisition in the convivial atmosphere of Socratic discussion； while to right and left of him were acmodated the flippant prognosticator； fresh from the hippodrome； and that vigilant wanderer； soiled by the dust of travel and bat and stained by the mire of an indelible dishonour； but from whose steadfast and constant heart no lure or peril or threat or degradation could ever efface the image of that voluptuous loveliness which the inspired pencil of Lafayette has limned for ages yet to e。
It had better be stated here and now at the outset that the perverted transcendentalism to which Mr S。 Dedalus' （Div。 Scep。） contentions would appear to prove him pretty badly addicted runs directly counter to accepted scientific methods。 Science； it cannot be too often repeated； deals with tangible phenomena。 The man of science like the man in the street has to face hardheaded facts that cannot be blinked and explain them as best he can。 There may be； it is true； some questions which science cannot answer … at present … such as the first problem submitted by Mr L。 Bloom （Pubb。 Canv。） regarding the future determination of sex。 Must we accept the view of Empedocles of Trinacria that the right ovary （the postmenstrual period； assert others） is responsible for the birth of males or are the too long neglected spermatozoa or nemasperms the differentiating factors or is it； as most embryologists incline to opine； such as Culpepper； Spallanzani； Blumenbach； Lusk； Hertwig； Leopold and Valenti； a mixture of both？ This would be tantamount to a cooperation （one of nature's favourite devices） between the nisus formativus of the nemasperm on the one hand and on the other a happily chosen position； succubitus felix； of the passive element。 The other problem raised by the same inquirer is scarcely less vital： infant mortality。 It is interesting because； as he pertinently remarks； we are all born in the same way but we all die in different ways。 Mr M。 Mulligan （Hyg。 et Eug。 Doc。） blames the sanitary conditions in which our greylunged citizens contract adenoids； pulmonary plaints etc。 by inhaling the bacteria which lurk in dust。 These facts； he alleges； and the revolting spectacles offered by our streets； hideous publicity posters； religious ministers of all denominations； mutilated soldiers and sailors； exposed scorbutic cardrivers； the suspended carcases of dead animals； paranoic bachelors and unfructified duennas … these； he said； were accountable for any and every fallingoff in the calibre of the race。 Kalipedia； he prophesied； would soon be generally adopted and all the graces of life； genuinely good music； agreeable literature； light philosophy； instructive pictures； plastercast reproductions of the classical statues such as Venus and Apollo； artistic coloured photographs of prize babies； all these little attentions would enable ladies who were in a particular condition to pass the intervening months in a most enjoyable manner。 Mr J。 Crotthers （Disc。 Bacc。） attributes some of these demises to abnormal trauma in the case of women workers subjected to heavy labours in the workshop and to marital discipline in the home but by far the vast majority to neglect； private or official； culminating in the exposure of newborn infants； the practice of criminal abortion or in the atrocious crime of infanticide。 Although the former （we are thinking of neglect） is undoubtedly only too true the case he cites of nurses forgetting to count the sponges In the peritoneal cavity is too rare to be normative。 In fact when one es to look into it the wonder is that so many pregnancies and deliveries go off so well as they do； all things considered and in spite of our human shortings which often balk nature in her intentions。 An ingenious suggestion is that thrown out by Mr V。 Lynch （Bacc。 Arith。） that both natality and mortality； as well as all other phenomena of evolution； tidal movements； lunar phases； blood temperatures； diseases in general； everything； in fine； in nature's vast workshop from the extinction of some remote sun to the blossoming of one of the countless flowers which beautify our public parks； is subject to a law of numeration as yet unascertained。 Still the plain straightforward question why a child of normally healthy parent